How do i change water to wine???!
Answers: I want to get drunk and all i got is water.,, :(
Just run it through some burst grapes and add some yeast :)
You need to find that Jesus guy. He can do it for you.
hmm, you need grapes, yeast, and a whole lot of time.
A water drinking high is one of the best you can get, but it only lasts a minute or two and can kill you.
But keep drinking and drinking water. At some point it dilutes the magnesium and sodium that your brain uses to transmit electrical signals; thus it slows down the messages and you feel extremely high.
But it slows down all signals, including those sent to heart to keep beating and your lungs to keep breathing. It can literally stop your heart, so I don't suggest doing this.
Go get some money out of your mother's purse, take the L train to downtown and meet with a guy named Garcia. Everyone knows he's got the best stuff. Bring a shank, you may need it.
Or lay off the obvious attempt at a Jesus joke. Its lame at best and possibly blasphemous at worst. Wouldn't you hate to wind up in hell because of this? I doubt you would, but who knows...
Unfortunately you need to pass Loaves and Fishes 101 and Walk on Water 103.1 before you can sit Water into Wine 1.0..
Qualifying as the Son of God doesn't come easy these days...
get a job...
make money...
buy wine instead of water...
Jesus was the only one who could. Go look it up in the New Testament. His mother, The Blessed Virgin Mary asked him to do it at a wedding in Canaa.
Since you're not the Son of God, I suggest you get some fruit juice and ferment it, and add the yeast and all that stuff. It'll take time, but I have faith in you. You can do it.
God bless you.