How to hide being tipsy?!
Answers: So i've had some alcohol, 5 beers to be exact, so i im not drunk but im still pretty tipsy, and i don't want anyone really questioning me at work right now, any suggestions?
If u can pull it off, let me know!
I hope you're joking? :) If not, I hope your job doesn't involve driving, or using dental instruments. My advice is to go home, drink coffee, take a cold shower and go to bed.
I have a brilliant idea, it works every time!
DON'T DRINK BEFORE YOU WORK
um haha chew gum and try to keep ur head on straight and next time dont drinkbefore work
Walk in a straight line, do not under any circumstances weave when ambulating! Do not slur words, do not laugh, especially at things that are not excessively funny. Do not tear your tie askew from the correct vertical, untuck your shirt, or fuzz your hair up at odd angles. Do not forget to zip your fly or check for toilet paper on your shoe when returning from the bathroom. Most important, do not appear to be anything but bored and superior looking, not involved, but cool and aloof. For goodness sake, do your work load for the rest of the day. That should fool everyone! LOL
You can run, but you can't hide.
OK, if you can brush your teeth, if not, chew gum.
Don't look anyone in the eye. Try to keep your answers limited to one word (saying Yep or Nope with keep your booze breath in.)
Check out the article below too.
don't go to work
You might try Alcoholics Anonymous. People that don't have alcohol problems don't get tipsy at work.
Here's a link: http://aa.org/en_find_meeting.cfm
why hide it,its not fun that way