Have you ever bottled a guff?!

Question: No - but my friend did. He put it in a jam jar and labelled it 'perfume'. His curious sister wasnt impressed with the scent when she opened it to have a sniff ! Appenrently he did this in the bath.

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Answers: No - but my friend did. He put it in a jam jar and labelled it 'perfume'. His curious sister wasnt impressed with the scent when she opened it to have a sniff ! Appenrently he did this in the bath.

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No, but that is my favourite word in the english language.

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Where I come from guff means police lady.

Just so we're clear.

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I thought "Gov" was the phrasing for police lady.

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yeh and sold it on ebay saying it was Elvis Presley's fart! ;)

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eeww..

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