When was the last time you got smashed?!


Question: Give me some funny stories please!


Answers: Give me some funny stories please!

Last September.

I went to my sister's house, because we were going to the Wine and Jazz Festival that weekend. A good friend of ours showed up with his girlfriend. (First time for us to meet her.... she's a riot)

We started drinking things like So-co and lime, Mudslide, rum and coke and all that rot. We eventually switched over to wine. We were really starting to buzz.

My sister gets the bright idea that we should all go out into the hot tub. Me, my sister, my brother-in-law, our friend and his girlfriend. So, the friend, girlfriend and I head up to our rooms to put on our bathing suits. (We weren't drunk enough to go nakey, okay?)

We take bottles of wine and the rum out to the hot tub. The water is getting hot, we're getting hammered.... and LOUD.

The next thing I know, our friend is rubbing my foot (I had said it hurt real bad) and I"m almost under the water. He didn't realize, that when he grabbed my foot, it was the one keeping me from going under. It's a wonder I didn't drown. lol

That massage hurt like heck, at the time. I do have to admit, though, the next morning.... my foot didn't hurt any more. lol

We went to the festival and drank more. What a party that was. Then I drove 2 hours to get back home.

Still not sure how I made it home.

Two nights ago...nothing exciting happened

I fcukin waiste d now, damn ti.

3 years ago I just do not like the feeling to much

Right now as usual, I sucked down over a case of beer today and a couple of Kamikazes....

It's been a few years but I went to sleep in the bath tub that night.

2 nights ago. I went to my favorite Mexican restaurant. 2 pitchers of margaritas and 1 Mexican flag shot! Gotta love tequila!!

I don't drink alcohol to that degree, just the occasional glass of good wine in there.from time to time

Not since the Night of Seven Beers back in 1981

saturday. and about to be this saturday too. thanks for 2 points

just minutes ago.

I attended a craft beer festival last weekend. Although I enjoy good beer often, I don't drink to get drunk like I did when I was younger, so I definitely wasn't used to getting wasted. Well, after 3 hours or so of sampling beer (they only give you 2 oz at a time, but it adds up QUICKLY), I was totally smashed (not to mention all I had for dinner was a soft pretzel). I puked in the bathroom after almost walking into the men's room. Then, I puked out the window of my friend's car on the way back to the hotel. Then, I puked in my bathroom the next day! There was so much good beer to taste, I just wanted it all.





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