Whats the worst thing you or a friend has done while drinking or drunk?!
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Answers: i have a couple bad ones. one of my friends was so drunk he went to use the bathroom with both toilet seats down and took a dump on top of the toilet seats. and didnt even realize it. another one of my friends woke up early in the morning and just stood up and unzipped and started to pee on the floor. luckily these both happened at a friends house. they are both hilarious though.
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Me and a couple of different girlfriends had sex in the output only spot on their bodies. Oooooooops. What the hell were we thinking? My friend jumped through my ceiling headfirst off the back of my couch as he ran through my house drunk on tequila and beer. He would have went up to his waist but he hit a ceiling joist that shot him back down onto my concrete floor like a bow and arrow. My other friends and I laughed so hard that we almost busted our kidney's. If we would have had it on video, it would have been the funniest of all time. We couldn't believe he didn't break his neck. What the hell was he thinking?
Islandmonkey, check this out. One time my nephew got so drunk that he was crawling on his knees. We made him a bed on the floor with a mattress before we got drunk. He told us he was going to bed and disappeared. I looked down the hall and couldn't believe my eyes. He reared up on his knees and pee'd in the middle of the mattress and then laid right down in it. I laughed my @ss off. He got drunk another time with us and his mother. The next morning I got up and followed a trail of clothes from the bed and room he was in to the one his mom was in. There he was, snuggled right up next to his mom fully naked. When I walked in and turned on the light, his mother and him totally freaked because, he didn't know how he ended up there and she was unaware that he had even got in bed with her. Then the dummy hollers at me and asks how he ended up there, like I had something to do with it. Man, people do some strange things while intoxicated!
I will never repeat it here!
A friend of mine would regularly get out of bed,walk around to his girlfriends side of the bed a pee on her!
thae harmin dudes answer was not funny but real sickly perverted, f'n off as hell... yuk man that aint funny like s#!t thats whaked out eh....... i try act like a decent dude, i might talk non stop and dance like a knob but im chilled and ahah f#$%^&*( that teabag sh!^ was dirty yuk man if sum1 did that to me i honestly think i would have killed them.
I ran out of beer, Sad but true....