How can you get intoxicated without drinking alcohol?!
Answers: Fall in Love, watch a dessert sunrise, look at the Northern Lights, watch 2 old people holding hands, look for the first flower of Spring and revisit it weekly, hold a newborn baby, buy that pair of shoes you've been saving for, call off sick for work and make love to your husband/wife/partner all day long. So many ways to be intoxicated...................so little time.
ummm i doubt there is anyway without using drugs... but sugar supposedly works if you eat a few cups... but trying to eat more than one cup is marathon-like
Well, you can get drunk off of fermented fruit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfEFnUvb8...
Another method I've heard of is taking apples, bread, and sugar and mixing them together, from what I heard that supposedly intoxicates you. There is also a drug that effects you the same way alcohol would minus the hangover
http://jscms.jrn.columbia.edu/cns/2006-0...
...but I don't know if its legal... also I lol'd hard at MasterPython's answer!
you can give yourself an enema with alcohol, but its not recomended.
Putting it up your *** and absorbing it through the colon walls. Very easy to OD that way.
Snorting and absorbing it through the nasel membranes.
Inhaling it with a AWOL(alcohol without liquid) machine or nebulisor.
Injecting it into veins. Lots of way to screw up doing that.
Eating food with booze in it.
umm you can get buzzed off heaps of stuff.. but you mean actually drunk without drinking? If you just want to get a high take BZP based pills or other herbals. But yea if you don't want to drink there isn't much else you can do..
you could drink less? lol like I used my dad's prescription codeine then had about 4 beers and I was toasted haha so yea find flu meds or some hardout prescription painkillers or something then have a couple of beers. You'll feel super boozed and will wake up feeling like a million bucks. Enjoy!
Sleep deprivation is the easiest & cheapest way to feel drunk without needing alcohol. Sometimes you may even get to the point of hallucinating without drugs. I know this from experience since I function on 3 hours of sleep everyday. How do I do this? I have not a clue. Sometimes it is fairly amusing! :)
Inhaling the aroma of a beautiful woman.
Staring deeply into the starry night.
Alcohol is absorbed in your intestine. If you don't want it in one end, try the other. You can only use beer, and take it as an enema and hold it for 15-20 min.
i suggest you go along with the answers given by chef_in
but then ur question doesnt state its purpose??
i mean, is it cos you dont want to smell of booze ? or is it health issues? or is it you dint know what to ask??
well, for starters you can have codiene phosphate cough syrup.also, get stoned too..buy clearine eye drops to whiten ur eyes.do xtc pills.. go to Kerala and buy natural toddy obtained from coconut trees..
read Jim Morrison's life story !