I have tried to become an alcoholic several times. The problem is it doesnt seem as glorious in real life.?!
Answers: As it does on t.v. I mean on t.v. drunks get laid alot and a bunch of cool stuff happens to them..Im I doing something wrong or what
Your, problem is that you listen to yahoo answer's people on how to "not" to be an alcholic. They might as well be telling you how "not" to get laid and "how to" live at home with your mom and dad untill you are 45.
omg, that is about the dumbest thing i've ever heard. i mean come on! who wants to become an alcoholic? and especially who wants to kill themselves to get laid and have cool stuff happen for them. thats not true, except for the whole getting laid part. and u wanna know why ur getting laid, its cause the drunker u get the better the old ugly fat lady looks. and u wake up naked and ashamed to what you call " cool stuff happening". not so freakin cool is it? No! u must be drunk right now. alone and depressed. u probably drink cause ur insecure. find another hobby, there are a lot of healthy things u can do that will make u feel way better than getting drunk, dying, and waking up next to a nasty person that might've had some disease but u were to drunk to care, or to notice ur not using protection. please wise up, for ur own sake and others
Oh! You poor thing!!
Like everything else (except winning a lottery & becoming rich) you dont become an alcoholic overnight. You have to start off slow & steady. Don't try too hard. Sit around sip you dring slowly & relax. As time goes by your capicity to drink more withought getting drunk too quickly increases. Also alcohol doesn't mix well with milk so stay away from milk & cheese a few hours before you drink.
Happy drinking! :-)
p.s.- & do take Amber's advice seriously as well.
ON Tv they are acting ;;;;;;;;;;; that is not true IF you wana see the trueth drunks go to PUB////////////////////// AND ?????????????????????????
sandwiches... you need sandwiches and a cool looking 100% crystal whiskey bottle and matching glasses.
that'll top it off man.
Really, the best way to become an alcoholic is to glam it up up a bit. Try to mix different cocktails on different nights - don't just make it a MGD or Pabst night, go for Lemon Drops or Tamarind Margaritas. Try to invest in a literary and subcultural backround that will support your lifestyle choice. Read Valley of the Dolls, Burroughs, and Baudelaire. Absinthe is now legal. This will give you major conversational cred with college girls. When in doubt, add a costume theme, or give yourself an artistic pursuit that underscores your mythos. However, acknowledge that STDs are a part of anyone's sexual life and use les condones. Seriously, if you go wher eagles dare, you are going to get burned. xo~a
just go to A/A meating and you will see how bad things are
Are you married, got kids, got an ex ? Try some of those first, then you'll have no problem.