Why is all the rum gone?!
Answers: Because Pirates raided your home. I offer my condolences. Pirate liquor theft is the number one growing type of domestic crime in the United States. You should know that Pirates love rum. Any negligence in your rum supervision will be exploited by pirates immediately.
cuz its ****** good :)
So, since the rum is gone...I take it, no party at your house? Bummer!
Cuz i've hadd a LONGGG weeek and it looked good.
Sowwwy i drankk it alll. :)
Becuase it was Happy Hour!
cuz i drank it all
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*points to wall* "The Captain wuz here" *poses*
Now the real question is...was it Jack Sparrow, or was it Henry Morgan that drank it all?
because time flies when ur drinking rum
Because I had some spare time, some ice and a glass