What is the most funny thing you have done while drunk?!
Answers: Instead of puking in the toilet, I sat on the toilet and puked on my shoes. Don't ask...............
Peed on my friends sleeping girlfriend
I can't remember.
Ran to the the local high school...bar footed during the summer....ran there the football field then ran home and started to cook pancakes.
I yelled OINK OINK! to a cop from the passenger window. Thank god he didn't decide to follow us and arrest me! LOL!
fallen asleep on some guy in the middle of sex
gave birth to twins, it was hilarious
well i dont have very many hilarious moments but one of my friends was waiting by my trunk and was tapping on it like she needed something out of it, so i opened it and then to my suprise she started climbing in the trunk...you may have had to be there but it was the funniest thing xD
kissed my boyfriend best fren at a house party in front of everyone( i had a crush on him) i grabbed his hands n made him touch me 2 ;) ..ma man got vex
I know a guy who works with me who likes to dance at the crispy cream donut shop in his boxers. Video is on youtube somwhere. hahahah
Danced with a willow tree....... don't ask! the music was loud and I loved the song and the branches were dropping down to the ground and just inviting me to grab a handful and dance around with it......Yikes....!
fall off a chair then blame the wind for pushing me off while the class was still in session..then fell asleep and people wrote on me
Shaved a cat. In my defense it was hot and the cat was hairy.
way to many stories to choose from i kick a window out of a park rangers car from the inside, done girls, ran it to walls face first not even notice and keep goin, drank a drink with a cigarette put out in it..............
Funny story. Decided to burn my friends leg hairs off with a lighter while he was asleep. He was pretty pissed. A water fight broke out. When we eventually ran out of water bottles, we resorted to mustard and ketchup. Even more retarded, he resorted to an aerosol can that was filled with I don't know what. Well it ended up I ran and slammed the door behind me while I was running and my friend ran in to it. She isn't a little person or anything but for some reason she hit her head on the door handle. I don't blame the ambulance attendance for not believing us when we said we hadn't been drinking
Was in Las Vegas and totally S.h.1.t faced and saw Mike Tyson in Caesars Palace. Started yelling throught the crowd at him telling him that he can't fight and that he was a part of the female anatomy that starts with a "P" and that all he know how to do is bite ears and that I could kick his ***! Very funny! Ended up getting pics with him and he laughed at me for being so drunk!
Letting my friend convince me to pee on his wife when she's asleep (they were having a bad fight). He then eventually joined me as well.
Apparently going outside and doing a perfect Beavis "Fire!!! Fire!!" around the burn barel. I can't remeber it hough.
well i went to my friend heathers house and my husband and 2 other girls were there well i never drink without eating something so i went to mcdonalds and got some fries and big macs for me heather and heath i didnt know the girls were coming over so i didnt bother buying them anything me and heath bought for bottles and heath bought two since our rule is every one person has to bring 2 things so then the girls came over and told me they didnt drink alot but thought together they could drink me under the table they wouldve asked my husband but he has a reputation of drinking alot so they asked me because i have the reputation of getting really drunk with heather and having my videos on youtube so these girls really didnt drink that much and they left afterward so debbie came over and she brought rum so i drank too much rum and started puking chunks of french fries all over my shirt it was so sick that was the only me and heather video that heath desided to not show om youtube because than he wouldnt get so many views because usaully i dont puke i usaully lose my panties and chase heather around her house and get officer smith over and him trying to put our clothes back on but we really never have to since we are on private property thats a really funny video which is on you tube there are alot of videos with me heather debbie and officer smith even though he has never arested us even when we went to safeway really drunk throwing water bottles at eachother i love him we actually talked him into coming to a party with us and found out his name is john and we ahev a video of him also striking with us i swear someday me and heather are going to make him lose his job