I need a really funny 21st birthday poem or limerick!?!
I need a really funny 21st birthday poem or limerick!?
My friend is turning 21 today and he expects a funny birthday card from me! I NEED IDEAS!
Answers:
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
Now that your legal
The first round is on you
go look for a good "shoebox" card, they're funny. no one but your mom likes homemade cards.
Roses are red.
Something is stinky.
Where ya been scratchin'
With your little pinky?
today my friend you have evolved into a man
just yesterday you were 20 now today your twenty one
I see a lot of bar hopping on the horizon
I also see us riding in the paddy wagon
Draw a large picture of a giraffe looking up between its back legs with a caption saying "Now you are 21 its time to get to know yourself" This should make him laugh.
Now that you're twenty and one...
It's time you should have some real fun...
So enlist in the Army,
Do something real smarmy,
And vote in a new son of a gun!