Im currently wasted, do you think you can humor me?!
Answers: This spring break I have gotten drunk almost every night. Totally wasted and played beer pong. Ive only lost one game this spring break. Ive also gotten tons of women. Im only 17. Now i might go trip on some lsd, but before that I want to know if you can humor me. I know with this is going to come lots of responses. Most of them totally negative, cause ur all jealous. But for you chill people, humor me and I will roll you up a purple haze blunt!
WOW !!! You're English is impressive in that drunken state! You are a pro!
To my avatar you are pickled dinner.
You may have to come back tomorrow for it to sink in.
lol i felt like i was under peer pressure just reading this :) wish my spring break sounded as fun as yours. i just went shopping. have fun :)
Look around the room, what do you see? Your mom's flat a**. lol you said humor you.
im 17 and spent the night in the hospital with my mom. its my spring break too. but good job sounding like a jack a.s.s.
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Hey Man AH ...........................................
Oh yah
bear walks into a bar, bartender asks ... want a drink? bear says no i'm-a-lookin fer the fella who shot ma paw!
....paw .... get it? rofl!
Get a life.
Honestly.
'Most of them totally negative, cause ur all jealous.'
Uhh...jealous of what exactly?
1st of all who says "humor me"!? how about make me laugh?! anywayz uhmmmmm.. thinking thinking....found something..
-A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."
Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"
"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."
Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
*& this is the 2nd joke...
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
haha
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you have got to be kidding! why would i or anyone else for that matter be jealous of some 17 year old kid who, incidentally is not old enough to drink and is putting someone in jeopardy including himself, is drunk, doing drugs, putting himself on the line for an std and going to feel like hell tomorrow.....jealous!?!....no thanks i'll pass and stay right here in bed...i feel great and intend to stay that way.....im 38 and have a job and money and can go drink anytime i want to so whats to be jealous of?....i just choose not to....its called common sense and responsibility....grow up and get some!
Really? A "Purple Haze Blunt"? OMG! Pick me plz!
Umm lets see?
Heres goes:
Q)-How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
A)--I'll tell you tomorrow.
Q) Whats Black and white, black and white, black and white, black and blue?
A) A nun falling down the stairs.
Q) Did your hear about the idiot and the deaf man?
A) Hunh?
Good enough to get the blunt?
If not some of the acid maybe?
Ok forget those,
I'll just take one of your leftover girls( over 21 plz).
BTW,
What the hell is "Purple Haze"?
Take all your clothes off and stand on your head. What ever hangs low try to catch with your teeth. This should amuse you if your tall enough. Hee Hee
If you have all these friends and are having a blast while drunk why waste your damn time on here?? huh?? I may not humour you but you humour me with your made up stories