I poisoned myself?!
Answers: by accident. I mixed bleach and rum, hoping to make a white sands martini and now I don't feel so well.
i imagine not.... the hospital told you to put a wet towel on your head and lay down? call a poison control center.
Let us know if it kills you. By the way. You might want to keep the bleach somewhere other than next to liquer.
Time for puking
At least you'll be clean inside.
You couldn't even possibly do that by accident. This isn't one bit funny.
Idiot
hahah smooth
I can not imagine what possessed you to consider drinking bleach. Do not make yourself vomit. The bleach mixed with hydochloric acid from your stomach will be very caustic to your esophagus.
Go to the doctor right away.
your joking?
And people try to say natural selection is a load of crap...
alest u will be clean inside
Go to the emergency room right away. The might need to pump your stomach.
You called the wrong doctor.
that was one really tool move man
Obvious troll.....
If I'm wrong about you being a troll, and you really ARE that stupid, then I pity you. But I can see this is a fake from a mile away.