What's the stupidest things a drunk person said to you or someone you know?!
Answers: this is not a joke lol i just want to know wut drunk ppl say that are really stupid, like i knoew some but the people are dumb ne ways ahhaha
well maybe not the stupidest (but was one of the funniest)
a friend of ours; he got really drunk on new yrs & called his granny telling her that he really love her, missing her, ...all in really details LOL "granny I freaking love you! you know that? right? well I love you! like this much! but you can't see me but I am stretching my arms to show you..see? can you see?"
do u have a cigar (with an accent)?
While in London. I met a man, totally pissed, he claimed that he was with the IRA and that he has just planted a bomb under the toilet.
The fact that he wasn't running made me have my doubts.
theres been so many.
one of my favorites...."i lost the floor...help?"
drunks are funny!!
A drunken bum tried to convince me he wasnt drunk by saying this "Im not drunk, you're just jealous cos you're too pissed.." he ended up getting kicked out of the bar I was at unsurprisingly lol
this one time my dad was drunk and he was screaming Timmy (south park character) and flicking everyone off in the car as we went by (my mom was driving)
have you hidden my drinks?
i was babysitting one night and at the start before the parents left the grandmother said "you will want to be charging more for those little disasters" at the end of the night the mom came home and said "i was really upset how grandma said she wanted to die my girls hair pink, she is quite a little brat! she belongs in K-mart"
it was very strange HAHA.
Are you Aretha Franklin? No, yes you are (burp) Sing us that respectable song. At this point I ran away
"I'm married to Enrique Iglesias. Iglesias, do you hear? If you f*** with me, I'll call him up and he'll beat you up!!!!"
my friend on her birthday...we had just taken a shot of vodka away from her 'coz she was so drunk..and that was her response while she was leaning on her husband....
"Everybody's the same gender when the lights are out"
jay kee pinner and edward scissor hands
i woke up randomley in the middle of the night and asked where deleted text messages go then feel back asleep woke up and asked how come spiders can walk on the ceiling but i can't and why are spiders always on there own? i was still very drunk lol yahoo answers answerd these for me finally after months!
While me and my friend were eating at a restaurant/bar this old guy stumbles in reeking of alcohol, and tells us that his wife left him 2 days ago cuz he drinks too much! Then he went on to tell us that he doesn't agree with her! lol
i work in a pizza parlor so on the night of the Alabama vs. Auburn game i had a guy call in & ask us for a LARGE MEDIUM supreme pizza...i tried to explain to him that we had larges and mediums but not a large-medium......my bf asked my y he wasn't wearing any pants, he had on pants, but he went inside and put on like 3 pairs of boxers,3 pairs of shorts and 2 pairs of pants, he looked really retarded.
"Guys.... (Burp)... I Think Im Falling For Her"
-"Dude you've only known he rfor one day, hahha"
"Get me another budwieser".
hahaha..wow! too many things!!! my dad use to get drunk everyday back then. He use to say funny and stupid things! :S! like he was all like...the world is ending and and i see flowers on the floors and and i see dead people :S! kai not really funny but scary!! and there was this random dude who was convincing me wasnt drunk! and hes all like "im not drunk.you drunk.you have nice hair. thats how i know your drunk. nice black hair with bows. u are drunk! (laughs forever)....hahaha ur drunk ur drunk! and he was going insane!!! and then im like yes ur drunk! and hes like you just want me to think im drunk so you can marry my wife and steal my money!im not going to let you! and then he thought i had his "house keys" so he was like grabbing my arm and is all like give me my keys u stealer!!!! and then i like kicked him and ran for my life! xD!!!