Two Fish walk into a bar . One asks for two glasses of white wine ?!
Two Fish walk into a bar . One asks for two glasses of white wine ?
The barman looks somewhat bemused and says " Sorry we dont serve food ".
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finally, a joke i can tell my mom.
thanks
why don't cannibals eat clowns?
b/c they taste funny. duh.
That's funny!!! Thanx ; )
Cute.
G r o a n
0o0o0o i get it...lol...hahaha
it's retarted but funny
lol
ha ha ha , a fishy tale ::!!
Yeah, same thing happend to that poor piece of string that got unraveled and twisted up but managed to slither into a bar and ask for a much-needed drink. The bartender says, "Hey, aren't you just a piece of string?" And the string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
Use a pun, go to jail. That's the law.
OMG! that is soo funny
I don't get it.
Not bad!
It'd be funnier if it was "Two dogs walk into a bar."
Kidding.
Would of been funny, if it made me laugh. It did not but thanks for trying. 0/10.
Very good!
lmao ha ha
Horse goes into a bar & asks for a pint of lager - barman says "Why the long face!!!"
ha !ha! Were they sole? walking .... bubbly champers?
man that was funny, i liked it alot LOL
That is awful! Almost as bad as what dya get if ya cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A wolly jumper!