How do you make homemade shits...(literally)????!


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How do you make homemade shits...(literally)????

ok.....how do you make homemade shits???...

i've seen all these chefs on TV do it but everytime i do it, it just goes to watery.....

PLZ HELP ME

PLZ HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!


Answers:
There I sat all broken hearted
Tried to **** but only farted
Then I thought I'd take a chance
Tried to fart but shat my pants.

If that dont explain it nothing will.

Im sure someone close to you,down by the brown roads, can send you some...You sound really desperate!!

normally i just drop the pants and let fly, i didnt know these people were televising this event now

okay, eat something like bananas, or something else with fiber (that way they are not soggy/soft). Let it digest for a few hours. When you feel the need, **** (but do it at home because otherwise it isn't homemade). Bon apetite!?

Same way you make them in a public restroom...but at home.




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