Drank beer and did something dumb... What now?!
Just got back from Tijuana!. Saw the usual, Woman making love to a horse, locals eating feces, and shots of tequila with scorpions!.
Got very drunk and blacked out!. The next morning I woke up to find that I had my butt cheeks pierced together!. I don't know what to do!. I am very self conscious about my body and I don’t want a stranger to see me naked!. It has been 5 days and I haven't done a #2!. What do I do!?
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Got very drunk and blacked out!. The next morning I woke up to find that I had my butt cheeks pierced together!. I don't know what to do!. I am very self conscious about my body and I don’t want a stranger to see me naked!. It has been 5 days and I haven't done a #2!. What do I do!?
PS - I am a Yoga instructorWww@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
Very funny, Tyrone!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Homie, that is so not cool!. I have drinken a lot of tequila and done some bad stuff, but not like that!. Go to a good piercer and have it taken out right away!. Then forget it happened!. Don't let it get to you!. It's ok, we have all done some dumb **** when we've been drunk, at least I have!. I climbed up the leg of a coworker trying to turn them on!.!.!.In front of my parents, so relax and get it fixed and let bygones be bygones!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Same thing happened to me last week!. Try going down to Guadalupe's and ask for the "Sunday Morning Special," the girls there will hook you up good!.
PS - I am a retired member of the Village People!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
PS - I am a retired member of the Village People!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
hahaha!. i would take the piercing out!.!.!. you need to ****!. then just think about it humorously!.!.!. trust me in a few years you will be cracking up saying "haha i remember when i was so wasted i pierced my *** cheeks"Www@FoodAQ@Com
hahahahahaha!.!.!.k i'm sorry but you're butt cheeks pierced together!?
my best guess would be to snip it with one of those hedgeclippers or something but be careful! XD
damnn!.!.!.!.i gotta go to tijuana sometime lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
my best guess would be to snip it with one of those hedgeclippers or something but be careful! XD
damnn!.!.!.!.i gotta go to tijuana sometime lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
That is a bad day!. Go to the doctor!. It could get worse if you don't get that checked out!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
how the Fu** can i women make love 2 a horse!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
OHHH LORD !.!.!.!.!.LOL!!! I would just suck it up & get somebody to take it out or something!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
ahahaha good oneWww@FoodAQ@Com