Party Quotes!?!

Question:

Party Quotes!?

Does anyone have any good party/drunk quotes?
I would really appreciate them =D

Answers:

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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.

Never start drinking at reunions with the husband of you old girlfriend.

I may be drunk, but you madame, are ugly. In the morning I shall be sober. (Winston Churchill i think)

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