Funny 'next morning' stories?!
do any of yall have funny stories about waking up the next morning in a weird place or with weird people!? or mistury bruses or other injuries!?
my most recent was when me and my bf both passed out in a really funny looking way!. i was crashed sitting straight up on the couch and he was kneeling on the floor with his head wedged in the cusions of the couch!. and i had a huge gash on my face, aparently i was sitting on the sidewalk and made to get up but once my feet were underneeth me i just smacked my face into the concreat!. the rest of me didnt fall and i didnt move so i was stuck with my face and feet on the ground and my a$$ straight up in the air!.!.!. i cant not laugh when i think about it so i'd like to know what some of yalls funny stories are : )
and yes, i know i'm a dumba$$, no need to tell meWww@FoodAQ@Com
my most recent was when me and my bf both passed out in a really funny looking way!. i was crashed sitting straight up on the couch and he was kneeling on the floor with his head wedged in the cusions of the couch!. and i had a huge gash on my face, aparently i was sitting on the sidewalk and made to get up but once my feet were underneeth me i just smacked my face into the concreat!. the rest of me didnt fall and i didnt move so i was stuck with my face and feet on the ground and my a$$ straight up in the air!.!.!. i cant not laugh when i think about it so i'd like to know what some of yalls funny stories are : )
and yes, i know i'm a dumba$$, no need to tell meWww@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
I got hammered once in college and and blacked out, but apparently kept walking around doing stuff!. So, I wake up the next morning, and my bed is soaking wet!. Look up, my roomates are just standing there laughing at me!. Confused, I say something like, "What the **** happened last night"!. They kept laughing and that's when I realized that I was covered towel-wrap style with a shower curtain!. Apparently, I had decided to take shower in my black-out state and lacking a towel, I decided to use the shower curtain!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
After way too many martini's one evening we were all driving home following each other - thinking i would be cute and funny, i flashed the car next to us at the stop light (thinking it was my girlfriend and her boyfriend) when sorry to say it was 2 old people who were horrified LOLWww@FoodAQ@Com
i got hammered!.!.!. and decided to take a shower before going out to the club!.!.!. well i unfortunately didnt realize how drunk i was and i ended up passing out in the shower!.!.!.!.!. my gf found me!.!.!.!.dryed me off and left me sleeping in the shower with a towel to cover me from complete nakedness!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com