There are 3 large traffic cones in my sitting room, where could they have come from and how did they get here!


Question: There are 3 large traffic cones in my sitting room, where could they have come from and how did they get here
And how will I get rid of them!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

Answers:
too much to drink last night i suspect!. Perhaps quietly put them back in the road where they belong!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Do you have a rottweiler as a pet!? I had a very large male rottie some years ago and whenever I took him out walking I would have to stay clear of any traffic cones cos he would want to bring it home to play with it, and chew on it like a dummy!. We always had one in our garden for Sirus to play with!. No one could take it off him (and not because he was aggressive he just hated to part with it)
As for getting rid of them!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.if you haven't got a rottweiler, you could get one, it doesn′t take them long to shred a traffic cone to pieces!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
LOL I found one of those in my room at college once and never did recall picking it up!.

I used to use it to prop my door open and one day it disappeared, so I can only assume it was some other drunk person staggering past my room (and they probably couldn't remember where they got it from next morning either!)!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
a very good night out i assume, how to get rid of them is easy, when your mate is sat in the car you and two other mates take a cone each and box him in with the traffic cones one at the front,one at the back and one to the side then run off and fall about laughing hystericallly!!!!!!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
you had a drink last night and did a mad thing, i use to when i was younger, we would remove for sale signs and put them up at other houses, plus i had a thing for traffic signs!.

you need to put it back out in the street in the early hours when no one is around

regards x kitti xWww@FoodAQ@Com
This is a serious safety issue!. You'll have to figure out if you generally wait in your sitting room, or sit in your waiting room!.

And if you leave your living room, will you suddenly die!?!.!.!.

("Licked a stamp, saw a movie, dropped the stamp!." --Don Van Vliet)Www@FoodAQ@Com
You will have to sober up before you put them in the car and drive around until you find some more cones without and quietly slip them in with those! Not on motorway though, dumping anything, getting out of the car is illegal!Www@FoodAQ@Com
That is not your sitting room!. You are in the middle of the street and they have put the cones around you so that the traffic can go around you!.

You should pick yourself up and go home!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
probably put there by the Highways Agency - they are going to do some repair work so expect a lot of noise and dust and long traffic tailbacks which will get mentioned on the local news - if you can find two friends wear them as dunces capsWww@FoodAQ@Com
I have one word to explain it all!. JAGERWww@FoodAQ@Com
Thats nothing,look out of your window and see whats parked on your drive!.Hope you have a good brief!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
HAHAHAHAHHHAA YOU HAD AN AWESOME NIGHT !!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
What!!?
Who am I!?!?!?!?
uhhhhhhhh Where am I!?!?!?!?
What did you say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Hey! where did those things come from !?!?!?!?
Maybe I'm in the wrong house
MOM!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
You better ask your friends!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
your lounge was normal untill you discoverd smirnoff!. lol!.Www@FoodAQ@Com


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