OK, what are five ways to encourage alcohol use?!


Question: OK, what are five ways to encourage alcohol use!?
Answers:
It will help you relax
It makes you less uncomfortable in awkward situations
It makes boring people exciting
It makes crappy jokes hilarious
It makes ugmos attractive
It makes you call you ex at ridiculous hours of the night
It makes you forget the night before (with enough of its ecouragement)
It makes you wake up with strange bruises
Makes you want to eat at a restaurant at 3am
Makes you tell your friends how much you love them
There are quite a bit more, but i think you get the jyst of it! =PWww@FoodAQ@Com

The ONLY good reason I can think of is a glass of red wine a day is shown to improve heart health!.

I mean you could go with the, "It helps you relax" thing, but there are other, safer, ways to relax that don't ever lead to alcoholism!. There's always the taste of wines with dinner, and how they have cultural value I suppose!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

1!. Eliminate age restrictions!.
2!. Reduce price!.
3!. Emphasize health benefits!.
4!. Showcase variety and quality of craft beers!.
5!. Recommend specific times or occasions for alcohol use!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

1!. tell them that it will make them dance better
2!.tell them that it will help them pick-up more friends
3!.tell them that it will make them taller!.
4!. tell them that it will make them look older!.
5!.then tell them that the AA metting will be wating on them!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

1-everyone will appear HOTTER then they actually are
2-you will gain that extra weight you been wanting to gain
3-who needs a liver!!
4-your mom and dad did were on it when they made you
5-enhances all those prescription pills you takeWww@FoodAQ@Com

why are you encouraging it!? that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard!.!.!.!.!.if you are legally able to drink, then do it!. if not, you are asking for trouble!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Ladies Night

Happy Hour

Make the drinks look cool and taste like fruit juice

Sex based ads (like Captain Morgan and Bud commercials)

Movies like James Bond or Animal House that they make it cool or wildWww@FoodAQ@Com

Lead by example!.Www@FoodAQ@Com





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