What is a good job to have if you are a lazy drunk?!
I am lazy, kind of fat and pretty much drunk a lot!. I'm wondering what would be a good carrer for someone like me, other than obvious things like bartender!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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door stop , or a rug!. or shoot your self, you are taking up space that some one !.that works and has drive could use!. hell you are so stupid you would miss and waste a good round of ammo!. shire worth more than what ever you areWww@FoodAQ@Com
Security guard!. Depending on where you work and the shift you work, It can be an extremely boring, isolating job, which is why it can be suitable for lazy drunks!. Basically, you're like a scare crow !.!.!.!. just a body sitting there and occasionally walking around to discourage would-be criminals!.
Not all security guard jobs are "scare crow" jobs!. Some are challenging jobs requiring attentiveness and skill!. But some are just "show up and sit there" jobs!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Not all security guard jobs are "scare crow" jobs!. Some are challenging jobs requiring attentiveness and skill!. But some are just "show up and sit there" jobs!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
If you're not giving up the drink, start a work from home job!. But you can't be lazy about it!. If you type well, see if you can start a transcription service!. TV shows, lawyers, clinics!. Caption Colorado is a good one!. Or offer high schoolers and college kids a typing service!. Another option is to start selling your stuff online!. Gardener, housesitter, refinishing furniture, detailing cars, lots of stuff can be done with a habit without drinking and driving!. Best of luck, beat the devil!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
You can never drink on the job, that is something you do when you get out of your workshift!. I would say get a job doing something with computers if you're lazy cos then you'll never really get up, or you could get a job working from a home office!. Really you should drink less and be more active but whatev!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Try the restaurant business!. It's INFUSED with copious drinking by both staff and customers (you'll be with your own kind!.) Things like server, bus boy, kitchen, etc!. Plus restaurants have high staff turn over so if you lose the job (because your drunk or lazy), you can find another!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
If you drink on the job, nothing!.
If you can avoid drinking on the job, security guard, customer service rep, telemarketer!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
If you can avoid drinking on the job, security guard, customer service rep, telemarketer!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Become a writer!. There's a catch -- your writing can't suck!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Duh, be either a bar owner, or a bartender!.
You work the nights away, drinking!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and sleep all day!.
perfect!Www@FoodAQ@Com
You work the nights away, drinking!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and sleep all day!.
perfect!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Did I work for you once!?
Oh, you could try to get a job as a bourbon taster!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Oh, you could try to get a job as a bourbon taster!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Get rid of the fat, find a rich lady and become her trophy husband!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
telemarketer!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Unemployed has been working out for me!.!.!. although looking at my funds suggests that this won't support me much longer!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com