Whats somethin' funny you've done when you were drunk?!
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I've danced a lot before!. !. !. and fallen on some ice!. !. !.
but I think my favorite memory (and I had to be told this because I didn't remember) was when some of the people on my hall had to get me to my room and when asked if I wanted to sleep under the covers, replied (very enthusiastically) "Yeah, it's wild and awesome!" Which has now become a favorite saying of some people!. !. !. a month or so later, they had to get me to my room again and this time I asked "Are we gonna be wild and awesome!?"
There's some other things I've been told that I did that were funny (some not so much), but I do wish that I could remember all that I've done !. !. !. blackouts aren't fun!. !. !.Www@FoodAQ@Com
but I think my favorite memory (and I had to be told this because I didn't remember) was when some of the people on my hall had to get me to my room and when asked if I wanted to sleep under the covers, replied (very enthusiastically) "Yeah, it's wild and awesome!" Which has now become a favorite saying of some people!. !. !. a month or so later, they had to get me to my room again and this time I asked "Are we gonna be wild and awesome!?"
There's some other things I've been told that I did that were funny (some not so much), but I do wish that I could remember all that I've done !. !. !. blackouts aren't fun!. !. !.Www@FoodAQ@Com
We stole a 6 foot plastic bear out of a bar and fit it in a car (hanging out the window)!. Pretty funny!.!.!.3 guys inching the thing closer to the door slowly!. When we got close enough we tipped it over and ran with it!. It sat in our dorm for a year and then we left it in front of the bar dressed up in random clothes at the end of the year!. It made the local paper!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The story you are about to read is true:
My boss and me finished a big install on a Bar on the night of a big fight(Thrilla in manilla), As the night wore on he decided to leave!. He told the owner to run a tab on me and give me whatever i wanted!. I drank a few more beers and then asked for a case of longnecks to take with me!. A week later the guy calls my boss and ask him when he gonna pay the tab!? My boss says wow!? he drank 26 beers after I left!? They say hell no, but he took a case with him! HaHa! For years after that he would offer to run a tab on me wherever we were, but he always was quick to say: Don't give him nothing to go!Www@FoodAQ@Com
My boss and me finished a big install on a Bar on the night of a big fight(Thrilla in manilla), As the night wore on he decided to leave!. He told the owner to run a tab on me and give me whatever i wanted!. I drank a few more beers and then asked for a case of longnecks to take with me!. A week later the guy calls my boss and ask him when he gonna pay the tab!? My boss says wow!? he drank 26 beers after I left!? They say hell no, but he took a case with him! HaHa! For years after that he would offer to run a tab on me wherever we were, but he always was quick to say: Don't give him nothing to go!Www@FoodAQ@Com
I was out with my sis and her boyfriend drinking half birthday shots in the "basement" of wal-mart (or so they told me)!. We went back to my sister's house, and I made snow angels in the leaves before we went inside!. When we got inside my sis pointed out that her roommate had made a gingerbread house (she's mean)!. I then proceeded to pick up the candied house in my drunken amazement but dropped and shattered it all over the floor!
After that all I remember was running to the bathroom and throwing up!. The next day I woke up with leaves in my hair wondering what the hell had happened!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
After that all I remember was running to the bathroom and throwing up!. The next day I woke up with leaves in my hair wondering what the hell had happened!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I once asked a friend if he liked ketchup with his french fries!. Sadly, I had to explain what that meant, and his wife sat and laughed her rear-end off!.
We were at a very nice B&B, and had just been to a concert!. I hadn't eaten anything since lunch time!.!.!. and this was like 1 or 2 in the morning!.
We get back to the B&B and he decides to have a beer and pour out some wine for his wife and I!. Well!.!.!. I got totally hammered!. And when I asked the question (then explained what it really meant), some guy popped his head out of his room and said that one of us needed to do it, or he'd do it himself!.!.!. anything to get some sleep!.
My friend got really red in the face, and he said goodnight to us and went up to his room!. His wife and I sat and laughed about it for a while, and finished our wine!. Then we went up to the rooms to sleep it all off!.
The guy that was upset with us, was at the breakfast table the next morning!. I apologized for our behavior and said "At least I'm a happy drunk!." He didn't comment on that one!. lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
We were at a very nice B&B, and had just been to a concert!. I hadn't eaten anything since lunch time!.!.!. and this was like 1 or 2 in the morning!.
We get back to the B&B and he decides to have a beer and pour out some wine for his wife and I!. Well!.!.!. I got totally hammered!. And when I asked the question (then explained what it really meant), some guy popped his head out of his room and said that one of us needed to do it, or he'd do it himself!.!.!. anything to get some sleep!.
My friend got really red in the face, and he said goodnight to us and went up to his room!. His wife and I sat and laughed about it for a while, and finished our wine!. Then we went up to the rooms to sleep it all off!.
The guy that was upset with us, was at the breakfast table the next morning!. I apologized for our behavior and said "At least I'm a happy drunk!." He didn't comment on that one!. lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
I fell off my porch while howling at the moon, ended up w/ serveral broozes a sprained wrist and ankle a black eye and a hang over that lasted for i kid you not 2 wks!. But I laughed like hell and didnt feel a thing til the next morning and its talked about amongst all my friends when they want a laugh still to this day!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
coming back from a beer fest,with a friend,from Wigan,we got off the train,havin fallen asleep and worried where we were,not realising until it had zoomed off,that the train we just left was going to Liverpool after all,and we had a boring wait on Huyton station for 20 mins until the next train came along!.
(Actually,we shudda got off at Warrington!.!.!.)Www@FoodAQ@Com
(Actually,we shudda got off at Warrington!.!.!.)Www@FoodAQ@Com
When I was in college, I was in a crowded bar!. At closing time, I got up, walked over, and stole the lit neon sign out of the window!. I guess the bartenders were too busy to stop me, because everybody was cheering me on!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Sat like a zombie for 4 hrs staring at the TV never moving atleast thats what they said I did-bummer cuz I don't remember and missed the party :(Www@FoodAQ@Com
We'd just moved!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I tried to get into 'my' house for about 15 minutes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.only it was the house nextdoor!. Thank goodness no one was home there, lol!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I once tried climbing up a lamp post in Drury Lane, outside the Theatre there!.
NOT a pretty sight ! ! !Www@FoodAQ@Com
NOT a pretty sight ! ! !Www@FoodAQ@Com
You don't remember!? Man, you were drunker than I was!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
wee wee on my pants!.Www@FoodAQ@Com