How can i get my girlfriend back?!


Question: How can i get my girlfriend back!?
We have oinly been together for 2 months!. We had some great nights out & alot of fun!. I thought we really bonded you know!.

Last wee we both had been drinking a bit too much, anyway we got back to her flat & after a watching some tv we started to have sex on the sofa!. One thing led to another and i couldn't hold my drink and I threw up all over her crotch!. I was down there at the time and tried to fight it but no joy!. I tried to clean her up & the sofa but she was screaming so much and hitting me that i had to dress & leave!.

Now she wont take my calls & text me that she never wants to see me again!.

Why has she reacted so unfairly, i dont get it!?Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
WOWWW dude that sucks i'm sorry


but this made me laugh!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

this sounds funny but was probably rather horrific as i can imagine!. how do you get a girl back after you barf on her!?
i say get her a nice big jug of sofa cleaner(name brand) and a nice big bunch of roses,followed by a romanic (not sexual) evening of fun! if shes really loves you she wouldn't care about the incident!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

There's one obvious path here: make it her fault!. Just call her and explain that she should do something to freshen up down there ("the smell just hit me the wrong way") and that you understand and it's alright!. She'll totally buy it, dude!. Congratulations on getting your girlfriend back!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

You are really funny, but sorry the throwing up in someones crotch is a complete no no, she probably went off you then! There is no going back on this one, suggest you look for a new girl, and drink less when you go out with someone the next time!!! Good LuckWww@FoodAQ@Com

Oh dear!
She is probably really embarrassed about the situation that happened, its the first time that i have heard a story quite like this!
Just send her a text saying that you are really sorry about what happened, and leave it up to her!.
Good luck Www@FoodAQ@Com

she hasn't acted badly, she will probably get over it but you need to give her some space and time!. tell her your sorry and there's nothing more to do about it!. If she can't accept your appology then its her problem and she's no good to you!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

ABC is right dude!. unless you are absolutely sure she is the one!. and only if you have told no one you know this story does this relationship have a chance!. LOL every time I go down on my wife from now on I will think of this you have spoiled me for life!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

u threw up on her!.!.!.!.what do u think she do!?!?!?!?
send her flowers candy, and a hand written not telling her how sorry u are for what happened, and that it embarassed u too, not just her!.!.!.ad if she dont answer!.!.!.u are sh$t out of luckWww@FoodAQ@Com

buy her a lollipop and give her an energy saving lightbulb!.
she'll think you want to save the world!.
which is a good thing!.

as far as the lollipop goes!.!.!. they just taste good!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Maby ask this question in the correct channel!?

beer, wine & spirits wouldn't be a good channel for good answers to relationships!Www@FoodAQ@Com

She didnt act unfairly!. Thats discusting!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE, sick dudeWww@FoodAQ@Com

i really think you think you are funny!.
You ask these stupid, fake questions all the time and they are totally boring!.
I think you need a real life!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Get a life, dude!
That is so invented by you!
Smells like fake from a million miles away!Www@FoodAQ@Com

I am so sorry!. :0 make her jealous by dating one of her friends!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Lmaoooo!.!.!. As a girl i know i wouldnt take you back after that! Haha!.!. Good luck thoughWww@FoodAQ@Com

Wow, probably best you go to the cinema next time huh!?

No point in chasing her!.!.just give her time!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

A girl can get quite annoyed when she hasnt been satisfied! You obviously threw up too soon! lolWww@FoodAQ@Com

ewww that's f**ked up what do you expect !?!?!? a cookie for throwing up on her Www@FoodAQ@Com

i guess she's upset cuz it didn't push throughWww@FoodAQ@Com

what has the question to do on the food site!?Www@FoodAQ@Com





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