Alcohol alternatives?!

I love being drunk, but a while back I drank way too much and now my body classifies alcohol as a poison!. Every time I try to drink it, it smells absolutely horrid and gives me a KILLER stomach ache!. Are there any alternatives to alcohol, or a way to get drunk without the stomach ache!?

Please read this:
I know alcohol is dangerous, as will it's alternatives be!. Quite frankly!.!.!.!. I don't care!. Please no lectures!.

Please no marijuana - nothing like being drunk!.

No ecstasy - too expensive!.!.!. MUCH too expensive!.

And yes, I know about Kava Kava!.

Thanks!Www@FoodAQ@Com

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