I farted. What does it smell like?!
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Put some in a jar and send it to me and I'll analyze it for you!.
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Yes, I'm a certified fartlogist!. I majored in fartology at Harvard( *** Laude)!.
I can even tell you what you ate for breakfast, lunch and supper!.
I usually charge for this, but for you, it's free!.
One time only offer!.
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Thank heavens they haven't figured out how to send smells over the internet!. Can you imagine a little box sitting next to your computer that can digitally recreate any smell!. You put a smell on one end into it, and the person on the other end gets a wiff of it!.
It's amazing how even the most beautiful people in the world still can
have smelly butts!.
Interestingly on a side note, If you want to know if your wife loves you,
while your laying in bed one day, You need to have eaten beans before bedtime, You let a real nasty fart, and quickly pull the covers over your wife, and make her smell your fart and not let her get away!.
If she is still with you in the morning, She truly loves you!.
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It's amazing how even the most beautiful people in the world still can
have smelly butts!.
Interestingly on a side note, If you want to know if your wife loves you,
while your laying in bed one day, You need to have eaten beans before bedtime, You let a real nasty fart, and quickly pull the covers over your wife, and make her smell your fart and not let her get away!.
If she is still with you in the morning, She truly loves you!.
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like the outhouse behind a chinese restaurant in the summer!.!.
ripe baby ---reaaaaaaaaaaall ripe!.!. aaaahhhh the smell of well processed tofu followed by some week old cat box scrapin's !.!.!. yea-- that would do it!. now do it again ---at mc donalds !!! there is no better place to "rip a*s" than the hard, plastic, contoured benches at micky-d's!. the tone and the resonance sound is incredible !! and the added bonus-- the smell travels well in there ! share with others ! never be fart-stingey ! with a smell like yours--it needs to be shared with others---while they're eating of course !! Www@FoodAQ@Com
ripe baby ---reaaaaaaaaaaall ripe!.!. aaaahhhh the smell of well processed tofu followed by some week old cat box scrapin's !.!.!. yea-- that would do it!. now do it again ---at mc donalds !!! there is no better place to "rip a*s" than the hard, plastic, contoured benches at micky-d's!. the tone and the resonance sound is incredible !! and the added bonus-- the smell travels well in there ! share with others ! never be fart-stingey ! with a smell like yours--it needs to be shared with others---while they're eating of course !! Www@FoodAQ@Com
Well, it does NOT smell like a hotmamma!
On second thought !. !. !.
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On second thought !. !. !.
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it smells like a homeless person coverd in poop wearing a hat of rotten cheeze & a diaper thats already been used =)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Sexy lady fart smell like more worst than a rotten rats!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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like hillary clintons campaign
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Your mom!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It smells like Big Foot violated youWww@FoodAQ@Com
like something crawled up your *** and died!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
it smells like one of your organs diedWww@FoodAQ@Com
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