How do I sober up really fast?!


Question: How do I sober up really fast!?
I had about a bottle of single malt whisky and a fair ammount of gin and brandy and my dad is home in 20 how do I sober quickly!!Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
dont eat bread!!!!!!

it only slows the absorption of alcohol into your body- making the drunk last longer!.


Drink a ton of water!.
make yourself vomit!.
take a shower, use mouthwash!.


Coffee keeps you awake for longer, has no effect on drunkness!.
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The only thing that will sober you is time!. Drinking a lot of water will help so you don't get a hangover, but other than that, you can't do anything!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

the true question is!.!.!.

whats your dad gonna say when he finds out you raided his liquor cabinet!?

also a line of that white will sober you up! probably would be better if you were drunk than all geeked out when your dad shows though!Www@FoodAQ@Com

You don't, and any answer that says otherwise is a myth!. You can try and mask it or fake it, but let's be honest, you're being stupid and I honestly hope you get caught!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

tomato juice should do the trick!. and make sure you take a shower in cold water!. and the, of course, brush your teeth!. and see how your doing after that!. check in with us in 10!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

only time will tell!.!.!.
you can however hide the smell by taking a shower and eating onions!. Then pretend to sleep!. Just don't say anything or do anything stupid!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Eat bread!. It soaks up the alcohol!.
Sleep would be the best for not getting caught though!.!.


oh and
Never replace vodka with water if you steal it from your parents!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

ummm you can't!. but drinking some coffee will make you feel more alert!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I was going to say get a cop to drive behind you, but that wouldn't be funny!.

You need to EAT - Protein and fats work best to absorb alcohol! Www@FoodAQ@Com

I would say get caught by the cops!. Other than that, him getting home should sober you right up!. Just go to bed!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

You don't!. Alcohol doesn't work like that!. Pretend to be asleep or out, that's your best bet!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

Coffee!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

go to sleep there is no other way sorry to tell you!. whats in is whats there!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Shower
Coffee
Drink plenty of waterWww@FoodAQ@Com

Hide in the bushes for at least 4 hours!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

tomato juiceWww@FoodAQ@Com

drink a whole bunch of water & pee the alcohol out!.
eat something!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Shower brush teeth good and pretend to sleep!. LolWww@FoodAQ@Com

Eat bread and drink water!.

take a shower and brush your teeth so he doesn't smell it!Www@FoodAQ@Com

rinse mouth out with mouthwsh then take a quick cold shower and start drinking waterWww@FoodAQ@Com

eat bread and drink water!. i swear by it :)
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eat sum starchy food and make urself vomitWww@FoodAQ@Com

convince yourself that you got a girl pregnantWww@FoodAQ@Com





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