My bottle of Vodka is half-full or half-empty?!
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It's half full!.!.!.because when you have vodka by your side, everything is POSITIVE!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Put the cap on it tight and it is neither!.!.!.it becomes a system in dynamic equilibrium of ethanol molecules leaving the liquid phase and entering the gaseous phase whilst an equal population of other ethanol molecules move from the gas phase to the liquid phase!.
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If you plan on getting wasted/fubar/plastered then that bottle is already half empty!. If you have no intent to drink any at all then you still have a half full bottle of vodka for medicinal purposes of course!Www@FoodAQ@Com
It is half-full!.!.!.!.!.you can have half of nothing because nothing is nothing!.!.!.!.if you have half of nothing then what do you have!.!.!.!.you have still nothing!.!.!.!.so it is half full!Www@FoodAQ@Com
bleweyes: Thats not what he meant!.
Half of a full glass is the same as half an empty glass!.
Never heard the expression!?
Its friday man! Of course half-full!
You drinkin that yourself!? Drinkin's no fun alone!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Half of a full glass is the same as half an empty glass!.
Never heard the expression!?
Its friday man! Of course half-full!
You drinkin that yourself!? Drinkin's no fun alone!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
if you are drinking out of it, its half empty!.
if you are filling it, its half full!.
so it goes back and forth!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
if you are filling it, its half full!.
so it goes back and forth!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
If you're a positive person then it's half FULL!. If you're a negative person then it's half EMPTY!.
Don't drink and drive!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
Don't drink and drive!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
are you drunk or sober!?
If you are drunk, then it's half full, if you are sober it's half empty, obviously!Www@FoodAQ@Com
If you are drunk, then it's half full, if you are sober it's half empty, obviously!Www@FoodAQ@Com
It's half empty! Go to the store and buy TWO bottles!. It's a holiday weekend, and you definitely don't want to run out!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It is 1/2 full!.
If it is empty!.!.!.!.!.!.there is nothing in it!. You cannot have 1/2 of nothing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
If it is empty!.!.!.!.!.!.there is nothing in it!. You cannot have 1/2 of nothing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Well it depends!.!.!. if you're an Optimist it's half full and if you're a Pessimist it's half empty!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
By now im sure we dont need to think this way or that!. Its 'full' empty, isnt it ;)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Probably half empty!.!.!. :( Would you like a glass of sangria!.!.!.!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Either way!.!.!. it's far more promising for the evening than mine is!.!.!.!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
Twice as large as it needs to be!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Going to be all empty soon!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Half empty!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
6:40pm on a Friday!.!.!.it's half empty!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
If you pass me a glass of it, I bet it'll be half empty!
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get back to me when its totally empty!Www@FoodAQ@Com
