I Have to Dress Like a Girl?!
Before the season started, I made a bet w/ my friend Mindy that the Mariners would make the playoffs & the Rays wouldn't!. It seemed safe at the time, but I lost badly!.
We both get really into Halloween, so the winner got to pick the loser's Halloween costume!. Mindy is hot, so I thought I could pick out something skimpy 4 her--she turned the tables!. She said I have to be a sexy woman!.
She said I have to post to an open forum, asking the online community what to wear!. She picks the winner from the posts!. Keep in mind I am 5'8"ish and 137lbs!.
I have to do the whole shebang!.!.!.shave my legs, etc!. I don't even want to know what etc!. is :(
Be creative & detailed in your responses!Www@FoodAQ@Com
We both get really into Halloween, so the winner got to pick the loser's Halloween costume!. Mindy is hot, so I thought I could pick out something skimpy 4 her--she turned the tables!. She said I have to be a sexy woman!.
She said I have to post to an open forum, asking the online community what to wear!. She picks the winner from the posts!. Keep in mind I am 5'8"ish and 137lbs!.
I have to do the whole shebang!.!.!.shave my legs, etc!. I don't even want to know what etc!. is :(
Be creative & detailed in your responses!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
i dare you to where something like a pole dancer a boob tube with a Mini skirt with a cute but small handbag with fishnet stockings!
seriously mindy i no this will work as my bro had to do this as muck up day at high school and he was the best dress out of everyone there
or maybe a formal dress with high heels and alot of make-up
and put on a wig ( a blonde bob kinda hair style) with ur ears peariced
that will make you get even and make the boy ur dressing up realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!.!.!.
plz pick my answer!Www@FoodAQ@Com
seriously mindy i no this will work as my bro had to do this as muck up day at high school and he was the best dress out of everyone there
or maybe a formal dress with high heels and alot of make-up
and put on a wig ( a blonde bob kinda hair style) with ur ears peariced
that will make you get even and make the boy ur dressing up realllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!.!.!.
plz pick my answer!Www@FoodAQ@Com
here are a few ideas
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Star-Wars-Sex!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Nasty-Habit-P!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Refreshinator!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Star-Wars-Sex!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Boarding-Scho!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Green-Pixie-w!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Wide-Receiver!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Paris-Heiress!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Lil-Miss-Muff!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Playboy-Foxy-!.!.!.
it took a little time to research this so please take the time to enjoy each of my selections
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http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Star-Wars-Sex!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Nasty-Habit-P!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Refreshinator!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Star-Wars-Sex!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Boarding-Scho!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Green-Pixie-w!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Wide-Receiver!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Paris-Heiress!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Lil-Miss-Muff!.!.!.
http://www!.buycostumes!.com/Playboy-Foxy-!.!.!.
it took a little time to research this so please take the time to enjoy each of my selections
Www@FoodAQ@Com
a french maid!.!.!.
ooooh, go to spencers and buy one of those sex costumes!. like a mile high flight attendant!.!.!. a maid!.!.!. a sexy cat!.!.!.!.
or, last year, i was a cat, a full costume all fuzzy, and i had bras on each set of kitty nipples!. funny funny!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
ooooh, go to spencers and buy one of those sex costumes!. like a mile high flight attendant!.!.!. a maid!.!.!. a sexy cat!.!.!.!.
or, last year, i was a cat, a full costume all fuzzy, and i had bras on each set of kitty nipples!. funny funny!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I have no personal experience in this field and hope I never do!. If there's something for the cross-dresser community on yahoo !.!. they ought to know a thing or two about this!.
Who's your betting advisor anyway !.!. Pete Rose!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Who's your betting advisor anyway !.!. Pete Rose!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
A sexy nurse with a really mini mini mini skirt lol!. also use excesive makeup!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
watch out you might like it!.
Duct taping your junk between your legs ouch!.
Sounds like you'll be guzzling jack daniels on halloween!.That or another guyWww@FoodAQ@Com
Duct taping your junk between your legs ouch!.
Sounds like you'll be guzzling jack daniels on halloween!.That or another guyWww@FoodAQ@Com
Ohh!.!.umm what about one of those sexy bunny costumes
You have to wear like bunny ears & these really tight booty shorts that make your butt look like a bubble & maybe a top that shows ur belly & man cleavage lol Www@FoodAQ@Com
You have to wear like bunny ears & these really tight booty shorts that make your butt look like a bubble & maybe a top that shows ur belly & man cleavage lol Www@FoodAQ@Com
How about a skanky nurse!?
blonde wig!.!. thick makeup!.!. fake nails etcWww@FoodAQ@Com
blonde wig!.!. thick makeup!.!. fake nails etcWww@FoodAQ@Com
rockabilia110!.sampa!.com go there and the answer to your questions there see for yourself selfWww@FoodAQ@Com
1!. Okay, you are going to need some seriously realistic fake boobs!. If you're not willing to spring for implants, the best I've found is to fill balloons up with glue!. Feels good!.
2!. You can buy various estrogen creams to rub on your skin to smooth it up -- after you shave, of course!.
3!. Make sure to check YouTube for voice coaches to get your voice right!. Nothing ruins the whole presentation like a deep man-voice!.
4!. If you're in anything other than perfect shape, the whole image is wrecked by the difference between men's and women's fat distribution, so you'll be needing a corset!. Actually, it's probably a good idea anyway!.
5!. "Sexy" costumes don't make women any sexier, they make them look foolish and desperate!. (Unless you're drunk, and then anything goes!.!.!.) Go for classy -- steal a look from Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's, or -- my personal favorite -- the stage costume Anne Baxter is wearing in All About Eve:
http://upload!.wikimedia!.org/wikipedia/co!.!.!.
Man, that scene made me wish I was born about fifty years earlier!.!.!.
All right, I guess I've already done enough to ruin the rest of your life here, so I won't explicitly point you to any of the internet's fine transsexual-supply sites, but Google's there if you need it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
2!. You can buy various estrogen creams to rub on your skin to smooth it up -- after you shave, of course!.
3!. Make sure to check YouTube for voice coaches to get your voice right!. Nothing ruins the whole presentation like a deep man-voice!.
4!. If you're in anything other than perfect shape, the whole image is wrecked by the difference between men's and women's fat distribution, so you'll be needing a corset!. Actually, it's probably a good idea anyway!.
5!. "Sexy" costumes don't make women any sexier, they make them look foolish and desperate!. (Unless you're drunk, and then anything goes!.!.!.) Go for classy -- steal a look from Audrey Hepburn in Breakfast at Tiffany's, or -- my personal favorite -- the stage costume Anne Baxter is wearing in All About Eve:
http://upload!.wikimedia!.org/wikipedia/co!.!.!.
Man, that scene made me wish I was born about fifty years earlier!.!.!.
All right, I guess I've already done enough to ruin the rest of your life here, so I won't explicitly point you to any of the internet's fine transsexual-supply sites, but Google's there if you need it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
