Can you give Absinthe to babies?!
My baby won't stop crying, I've tried everything!. My friend says to give it a shot of absinthe, and that she does this all the time!. I'm not sure it is a good idea though, I don't really like the taste of absinthe!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
No no no!.!.!.absinthe will just turn the kid into a pretentious artist wannabe poseur (note the French spelling)!.
Give it Tequila!. It will fall asleep almost immediately after the bar fight!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Give it Tequila!. It will fall asleep almost immediately after the bar fight!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
What!!!!
How can alcohol be good for a baby!.
You have to look for the reason the baby is crying
Is the baby hungry, is the nappy dirty, is the child teething!.
The worst thing you can do is give it absinthe
P!.S!. I just read your amendment!.
You fed the baby YESTERDAY!.!.!.!.you only feed the baby once a day!?!?!?!?
I can now only conclude your question is a joke, or you are seriously in need of parenting guidanceWww@FoodAQ@Com
How can alcohol be good for a baby!.
You have to look for the reason the baby is crying
Is the baby hungry, is the nappy dirty, is the child teething!.
The worst thing you can do is give it absinthe
P!.S!. I just read your amendment!.
You fed the baby YESTERDAY!.!.!.!.you only feed the baby once a day!?!?!?!?
I can now only conclude your question is a joke, or you are seriously in need of parenting guidanceWww@FoodAQ@Com
What I think is most disturbing!.!.!. is that you first suggest giving the child alcohol!.
And 2nd:
YOU KEEP REFERRING TO YOUR BABY AS "IT!"
"i don't think it's hungry, i fed it yesterday!.
I don't think its teething either!."
Seriously!.!. get some help from a medical professoinal or take parenting classes!. (I recommend #2 first)Www@FoodAQ@Com
And 2nd:
YOU KEEP REFERRING TO YOUR BABY AS "IT!"
"i don't think it's hungry, i fed it yesterday!.
I don't think its teething either!."
Seriously!.!. get some help from a medical professoinal or take parenting classes!. (I recommend #2 first)Www@FoodAQ@Com
When my girls were teething, we used a plastic stemmed Q-tip filled with tequila!. (you sip on the end to fill them)
When they start coming back for "refills" you need to stop!.
Of course you could try singing to the baby!.
BTW, absinthe is made from wormwood, and is an hallucinogenic!. It might not be good for the tiny little brain!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
When they start coming back for "refills" you need to stop!.
Of course you could try singing to the baby!.
BTW, absinthe is made from wormwood, and is an hallucinogenic!. It might not be good for the tiny little brain!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Absolutely not! Your friend is not child-friendly and I would keep her away from my child!.
Perhaps your child is suffering from colic!. It usually occurs around two-five months of age and the crying begins in the early evening and ends when the child falls asleep a few hours later!. Typical but not always but it is always stressful!.
To rule this out, go to your local pharmacy and ask them for colic drops!. These are over the counter and you just add it to your child's bottle!. It works wonders!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Perhaps your child is suffering from colic!. It usually occurs around two-five months of age and the crying begins in the early evening and ends when the child falls asleep a few hours later!. Typical but not always but it is always stressful!.
To rule this out, go to your local pharmacy and ask them for colic drops!. These are over the counter and you just add it to your child's bottle!. It works wonders!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I think maybe you should reconsider who you call your friends!. Anyone that give a baby alchol or cold medicine should be turned into child welfare!. If your child is crying that much, have you "maybe" considered that you should take it to the DOCTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Get a CLUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Dimetapp works just as well, and doesn't come with that nasty side effect of giving an infant minor liqour that'll land you in prison!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
lol these questions are always a hoot--
No you idiot you cannot give a baby absinthe!.!.!.!.!.!.!. only Jagermeister!. Everyone knows that!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
No you idiot you cannot give a baby absinthe!.!.!.!.!.!.!. only Jagermeister!. Everyone knows that!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Please, no!.
Absinthe is what Van Gogh went crazy over and cut off his own ear!. Do not give it to your child!. Even Pastiche no longer contains Absinthe, only licorce!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Absinthe is what Van Gogh went crazy over and cut off his own ear!. Do not give it to your child!. Even Pastiche no longer contains Absinthe, only licorce!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
No you cannot give babies alcohol!. Maybe your baby is teething!? Or maybe he/she is overtired and just needs to cry!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
No your dumb as hell!. Is this even a serious question!. You shouldent have a kid for even considering it Www@FoodAQ@Com
Totally Mommy Dearest!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
can you yes!.!.!.!.!.!.!.is this in any way intelligent or a legit question no and anyone who takes this seriously please go outside u need some fresh airWww@FoodAQ@Com
only if you live in amsterdam!.
and even then they start the kids off with whiskey!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
and even then they start the kids off with whiskey!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It's people like you that set the human race back!.!.!.!.and just when we thought we were moving forward!.!.!.lol Yay For Idiots!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Not a good ideaWww@FoodAQ@Com
No!. What the hell is wrong with you!!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
!.!.!.or vodkaWww@FoodAQ@Com
