Whats the worst/funniest thing you've done when you're drunk?!


Question: Whats the worst/funniest thing you've done when you're drunk!?
Answers:

Here a month ago or so!.!.was over at some friends drinkin some 100 proof stuff till like 4:00am!.!. Well it was time to go so I was walking home and decided to lay on the lawn in this park and listen to the birds chirp!.!. the sun was coming up!.!. great place and time for my drunk azz!.!. Then the sprinklers came on!.!. and I decided to push this sprinkler back in the ground!.!. for about 5 minutes!.!. got just soaked!.!. There was a cop sitting there watching me!.!. laughing at me getting my azz kicked by this sprinkler!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Last year I got completely trashed and I fell out of my six and a half foot loft onto the concrete floor and didn't wake up!. My roommates woke up when they heard the thud and tried to move me without waking me up!. When that didnt work they woke me up and I ran out the door, ran into the water fountain and to the bathroom!. I then went back to sleep on my futon!. I woke up the next morning and my entire left side was hurting but I had no clue why so I just figured I ran into a wall or something!. About an hour later my one roommate woke up and was like hows your head!? I had no clue what she was talking about so she told me the whole story and then my aching side made sense!.

I have also fallen asleep in and subsequently got kicked out of a bar!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I found an abandoned wheelchair, stuck one wheel in the cable car tracks and road down a steep hill for three blocks before losing control and slamming into a port 'o potty off to the side!.
When I woke up the next morning I found my shoes in the dishwasher and that I had drawn a pirate eye patch on my female roommate who fell asleep on the couch watching a movie!. Oops!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Hmm, good question! I think the funniest thing I did when I was drunk was probably dance around with a chick at this bar, then she kissed me! I'm a VERY shy person so that isn't like me at all! Www@FoodAQ@Com

Made out with my girlfriend's best friend while my girlfriend and her friend's boyfriend were watching!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Well iw as walking around lol and i saw this girl and i starting making out with her lol!!Www@FoodAQ@Com





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