If you owned a bar/pub what would you call it?!
I'd go for the bondage weasel and paint one of those olde worldy signs with a weasel in bondage gear!. Yes im bored!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
The Centipede!
When I was a child and we went on family holidays and had long drives in the car, we used to play the pub game where you would count the number of legs of the pub names on your side of the street!. For example, if it the pub was called the Stag, you would get 4 points for 4 legs, if it was the Queen's head - no points as no legs!.!.!.!. so I imagined I would have a pub called The Centipede so that if anyone else was playing that game, it would be a definite winner! Www@FoodAQ@Com
When I was a child and we went on family holidays and had long drives in the car, we used to play the pub game where you would count the number of legs of the pub names on your side of the street!. For example, if it the pub was called the Stag, you would get 4 points for 4 legs, if it was the Queen's head - no points as no legs!.!.!.!. so I imagined I would have a pub called The Centipede so that if anyone else was playing that game, it would be a definite winner! Www@FoodAQ@Com
Fools Paradise
My sign would depict a beautiful scene with people happy and smiling
The inside would be no worse or better then any other up-market pub!. The prices would be the same!. The patrons would be the same
Why Fools Paradise, after a few snifters
The pub is brighter,
The people are wittier,
The date is more charming,
My IQ gets higher,
My hormones, on fire,
The flirting becomes disarming
In the morning I wake up
My face smeared in make up
My date is snoring
My head gives me pain
Help ! he starts talking again
Heavens He's boring
My money all spent
No clue where it went
None left for further spending
Take it from me
No fool should you be
Morning brings paradise ending
WH :DWww@FoodAQ@Com
My sign would depict a beautiful scene with people happy and smiling
The inside would be no worse or better then any other up-market pub!. The prices would be the same!. The patrons would be the same
Why Fools Paradise, after a few snifters
The pub is brighter,
The people are wittier,
The date is more charming,
My IQ gets higher,
My hormones, on fire,
The flirting becomes disarming
In the morning I wake up
My face smeared in make up
My date is snoring
My head gives me pain
Help ! he starts talking again
Heavens He's boring
My money all spent
No clue where it went
None left for further spending
Take it from me
No fool should you be
Morning brings paradise ending
WH :DWww@FoodAQ@Com
The Fuzzy Clam!. Just like Family Guy!. Id hire a dude that looked like Peter Griffin to bartend, and a dude like Quagmire to bounce!. Id, play all 80's dance tunes in there!. Id have signature drinks like the Lois, made like a tequila sunrise!. The stuie , be like a shirley temple!. The clevland, it would be like a black russian!. cool huh!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
I would call it the Full Moon Saloon!. And I would have young good looking men with nice bodies and hinys wear G strings!. A Place for women to go and enjoy like Hooters is for men!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Bottom's Up!.
this can be con strewed as sexual or just alcoholic (and anyone in the industry knows "sex sells")Www@FoodAQ@Com
this can be con strewed as sexual or just alcoholic (and anyone in the industry knows "sex sells")Www@FoodAQ@Com
The camp crooner
I would have a huge picture of freddy mercury outsideWww@FoodAQ@Com
I would have a huge picture of freddy mercury outsideWww@FoodAQ@Com
tubby'sWww@FoodAQ@Com
Fire Water Desi's Backyard Pub and GrubWww@FoodAQ@Com
The Urinal - "Im just going for a drink at the urinal!"Www@FoodAQ@Com
It would be a "Hooters" type place but called B OO Bs with two dots in the middle of the O'sWww@FoodAQ@Com
Miss!. Krystl's Canteen & Saloon
or
Stevie D's Place
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Stevie D's Place
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That is a good one!.
i would call it The Bloody AxeWww@FoodAQ@Com
i would call it The Bloody AxeWww@FoodAQ@Com
Chez WhenWww@FoodAQ@Com
