I know all about beer goggles, but does alcohol affect your hearing too?!


Question: I know all about beer goggles, but does alcohol affect your hearing too!?
I saw a band live and thought they were awesome--told all my friends!. Saw them again while sober and came to the conclusion that my dog that's not quite housebroken has more talent than that band!.

*hangs head in shame*

My friends wont let me make suggestions about where to go anymore!.Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
Hi Val K!.!.!.this is Rae, Mac's wife!. Yes, to your question!. He's deaf and blind (thank god for braille keyboards)!.!.!.!.

Sobriety!? How do you think I landed him!? lol Or, is it the other way around!? Hm!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

It's not just bands it's people too!. All of my friends and most of my contacts (not including you) are unfunny dorks who should be beating with a baseball bat when I'm sober!

Alcohol is a life enhancer, much like the word f*ck is a sentence enhancer!. It just makes everything good!

This message was brought to you by the Alcohol Council of AmericaWww@FoodAQ@Com

Well alcohol just slows everything down, and because of that it stubbornly activates my perfect pitch to death because the notes seem to go that much slower!.

Then I can't get melodies out of my head, and I go nuts!. EVERYTHING is more fun with alcohol as long as you don't exceed the 'buzzed' state!.!.!.except maybe for sex, sex is best sober!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Seriously!.!.!. bottles should carry warning labels!.

"Warning: The Surgeon General has determined that use of this product may seriously impair your judgement, hearing, sight and ability to do anything more than a William Hung type performance!."

You get the idea!.
sigh

pass the bottle will ya!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

That is IT!
From now on, I making all the decisions in this friendship!.
Now dress up in your leather hotpants and fluorescent orange tube top and meet me at the Hootchie Cootchie Club in half an hour!.
I'll be outside wearing a pink tutu and a fruited-hat on my head!.
Don't be late!
*cries*Www@FoodAQ@Com

i think so!.!.!.!.me personally i talk a lot louder when im drunk, but it doesnt sound like it at the time!.!.!.ive just had ppl tell me that and seen it later on a video and stuff!.!.!.!.and i also think im an amazing singer when im drunk!.!.but im so not!Www@FoodAQ@Com

The Alcohol affects all Perception and Judgment


We do silly things, and don't always notice the fine details

But sometimes bands have bad nights - as long as they where not lipsynching to a studio session when you saw themWww@FoodAQ@Com

WTH were you doing sober!? NOTHING makes sense when you're sober! Sure, it costs a little extra but it's usually well worth it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

My friends will not allow me to choose where we go anymore!.!.!.!.
Just because we all ended up in a gay bar cha cha line!.
They are just no fun!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

<---listens to Alanis Morissette when drunk

*cries*Www@FoodAQ@Com

"whoo-whoo-whoo!.!.!."Www@FoodAQ@Com

All judgement is impaired by booze!. Thank God - otherwise I would never get laid!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Hey, wait!. Ear goggles!

Forget it!. Just chain me next to Tim!. He's soft at least!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Your not the only one!. Might have a lot to do with why I don't drink anymore!. Love, honeyWww@FoodAQ@Com

Put your "friends" in the basement

where they belong!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I need you around when i play bass,least someone will like it lol!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Oh it sure does, you should have asked me firstWww@FoodAQ@Com

Eh!? Whats that you say!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

yes is does!. if i drink enough i can't her wifey nagging anymore!. Www@FoodAQ@Com

Huh!?

I can't hear you!.

<------drunk

~ShaeWww@FoodAQ@Com

wow what were you drinking, i'ma hit it up and then cut a demo on my lil ones karaoke machine!.Www@FoodAQ@Com





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