What is your best stoned or drunk story?!
I've had and heard a lot of funny ones!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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I barely ever drink and when I do, nothing exciting ever happens!. However, I was always around people who did get drunk and do stupid things!.
Story 1
I think I had just graduated from high school and this one night my friends, who had been drinking a 1!.75 of vodka and some beer, and I decided to drive around for a little bit, so we all hopped in my car!. We might have possibly been going to pick up some green, but I can't remember!. It was 5 years ago!.
Anyways, after messing around for awhile, it had to have been 1-2am, we decided to stop off at a park!. For some reason in Minnesota, parks close at like 10pm, so we weren't allowed to be there, but we said screw it and got out anyways!. Someone must have called the cops on us because they showed up in record time!. We were not but 100 yards from my car and we saw searchlights up the hill so we all started to run towards a group of trees, but this one girl stepped wrong and ended up braking her ankle mid-stride!. No one stopped to help her out except me, so I pretty much had to carry her!. Fortunately we all got away, not like we were pulling felonies, but I'm sure minor consumption tickets would have been written!. I was surprised the cops didn't at least leave a ticket on my windshield for a parking violation!.
Story 2
My neighbor's parents were out of town for the weekend, so he had a few people over drinking some Natty Ice swill!. All was going well until my neighbor had to drop off his girlfriend across town!. One of my neighbor's buddies just bought a new sports car and asked if he wanted a ride to drop off his girlfriend!. Now, how could anyone refuse an offer like that!? It wasn't until they were on their way back that they did something incredibly dumb!. My neighbor's buddy decideds to gun it around a corner, but the tire lost traction and they almost drove right into a pond!.
All of a sudden my cell phone rings and my neighbor says he and his buddy are hiding from cops in a ditch and they need me to drive his truck to pick them up!. I was probably no older than 15 at the time and I had practically no idea how to drive, but the other guy who didn't go with was a complete fool and wasn't trusted with the keys even though he had his drivers license!. So I bite the bullet and drive to where they are!. On the way, I probably passed 3 squad cars with their spotlights looking for my neighbor and his buddy, then all of a sudden after I turned down a secluded street, they popped out of the ditch!. I damn near ran them over, but they hopped in and we lived merrily ever after!.
I have several more stories, but these are probably the two funniest!. To be a delinquint with no responsibility again!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Story 1
I think I had just graduated from high school and this one night my friends, who had been drinking a 1!.75 of vodka and some beer, and I decided to drive around for a little bit, so we all hopped in my car!. We might have possibly been going to pick up some green, but I can't remember!. It was 5 years ago!.
Anyways, after messing around for awhile, it had to have been 1-2am, we decided to stop off at a park!. For some reason in Minnesota, parks close at like 10pm, so we weren't allowed to be there, but we said screw it and got out anyways!. Someone must have called the cops on us because they showed up in record time!. We were not but 100 yards from my car and we saw searchlights up the hill so we all started to run towards a group of trees, but this one girl stepped wrong and ended up braking her ankle mid-stride!. No one stopped to help her out except me, so I pretty much had to carry her!. Fortunately we all got away, not like we were pulling felonies, but I'm sure minor consumption tickets would have been written!. I was surprised the cops didn't at least leave a ticket on my windshield for a parking violation!.
Story 2
My neighbor's parents were out of town for the weekend, so he had a few people over drinking some Natty Ice swill!. All was going well until my neighbor had to drop off his girlfriend across town!. One of my neighbor's buddies just bought a new sports car and asked if he wanted a ride to drop off his girlfriend!. Now, how could anyone refuse an offer like that!? It wasn't until they were on their way back that they did something incredibly dumb!. My neighbor's buddy decideds to gun it around a corner, but the tire lost traction and they almost drove right into a pond!.
All of a sudden my cell phone rings and my neighbor says he and his buddy are hiding from cops in a ditch and they need me to drive his truck to pick them up!. I was probably no older than 15 at the time and I had practically no idea how to drive, but the other guy who didn't go with was a complete fool and wasn't trusted with the keys even though he had his drivers license!. So I bite the bullet and drive to where they are!. On the way, I probably passed 3 squad cars with their spotlights looking for my neighbor and his buddy, then all of a sudden after I turned down a secluded street, they popped out of the ditch!. I damn near ran them over, but they hopped in and we lived merrily ever after!.
I have several more stories, but these are probably the two funniest!. To be a delinquint with no responsibility again!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The first time I got stoned, my best friend threw his first high school party at his house!. His mom was working the night shift at her job and his dad is a cop and was working security at a concert!. A bunch of us were in the back yard standing in a circle passing around the blunt getting high!. Well the next day my best friend gave me a ride to his house after school and we walked in the front door and into the living room to find his parents watching a video of us smoking pot in their backyard!.
The neighbors that lived behind him had climbed on top of the fence and video taped us and then put the tape in the mail box for his parents to find!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The neighbors that lived behind him had climbed on top of the fence and video taped us and then put the tape in the mail box for his parents to find!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Drank 28 beers while going thru a divorce (24 yrs married)!.
Somehow loaded and shot a 12 gauge shotgun (still don't know WHY), shell went through my kitchen wall!.
Entry hole was 1 inch, exit hole was 6 inches!. It lodged in my cellar door!.
Funniest part!? If I had shot the ex, I'd be paroled by now!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Somehow loaded and shot a 12 gauge shotgun (still don't know WHY), shell went through my kitchen wall!.
Entry hole was 1 inch, exit hole was 6 inches!. It lodged in my cellar door!.
Funniest part!? If I had shot the ex, I'd be paroled by now!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Did I ever tell you the one about the time I got so drunk I woke up in New Orleans with $300 left for me on the nightstand!? Crazy!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
last weekend me and 4 friends had like three cases of beer and took turns punching each other in the face
i've still got bruisesWww@FoodAQ@Com
i've still got bruisesWww@FoodAQ@Com