A little old lady was sitting at the bar?!

she looks up and slurs "hey tarbender, I need another drink"
it was almost closing time and the bartender was ready to close and tired of dealing with her!.

seeing that she was being ignored she said " hey , I need a tarmini to get rid of my heart burn!"

that was the final straw , he said look I am a bartender not a"tarbender" and its called a martini not "tarmini"

if you take your left breast out of the ash tray , i promise your "heart burn will go away!Www@FoodAQ@Com

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