If this makes you smile once or more, please can I have a star?!
IRISH MEDICAL DICTIONARY!. VERY CLEAR MEANINGS!.
Artery!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.The study of paintings
Bacteria!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Back door to the cafeteria
Barium!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.What doctors do when patients die
Catscan!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Search for kitty
Cauterize!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Made eye contact with her
Dilate!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.To live long
Enema!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Not a friend
Fester!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Quicker than some f**ker else
Fibula!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A small lie
Impotent!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Well known
Labour pain!.!.!.!.Getting hurt at work
Medical staff!.!.Doctor's cane
Morbid!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A higher offer
Nitrates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheaper than through the day
Node!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I knew it
Outpatient!.!.!.!.!.A person who fainted
Pelvis!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Elvis's cousin
Rectum!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Nearly f**king killed him
Secretion!.!.!.!.!.Hiding something
Seizure!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A roman emporer
Tablet!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A small table
Tumour!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.One plus one more
Urine!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Opposite of you're out
Well, I hope you smiled a few times!. If I get a load of stars, I will get my joke book out next x
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Artery!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.The study of paintings
Bacteria!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Back door to the cafeteria
Barium!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.What doctors do when patients die
Catscan!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Search for kitty
Cauterize!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Made eye contact with her
Dilate!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.To live long
Enema!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Not a friend
Fester!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Quicker than some f**ker else
Fibula!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A small lie
Impotent!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Well known
Labour pain!.!.!.!.Getting hurt at work
Medical staff!.!.Doctor's cane
Morbid!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A higher offer
Nitrates!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Cheaper than through the day
Node!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.I knew it
Outpatient!.!.!.!.!.A person who fainted
Pelvis!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Elvis's cousin
Rectum!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Nearly f**king killed him
Secretion!.!.!.!.!.Hiding something
Seizure!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A roman emporer
Tablet!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.A small table
Tumour!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.One plus one more
Urine!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Opposite of you're out
Well, I hope you smiled a few times!. If I get a load of stars, I will get my joke book out next x
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Answers:
Haha this is cute!. I shall give you a star!. :) Www@FoodAQ@Com
I thought these were Southern Medical Terms!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.you left one off
Benign-what you be after you be eight!.
edit- here's more
Caesarean Section- a neighborhood in Rome
Coma- punctuation mark
Colic- a sheep dog
D&C- Where Washington is
G!.I!. Series- World Series of military baseball
Pap Smear- a fatherhood test
Recovery Room- a place to do upholstery
Terminal Illness- getting sick at the airport
Varicose- nearbyWww@FoodAQ@Com
Benign-what you be after you be eight!.
edit- here's more
Caesarean Section- a neighborhood in Rome
Coma- punctuation mark
Colic- a sheep dog
D&C- Where Washington is
G!.I!. Series- World Series of military baseball
Pap Smear- a fatherhood test
Recovery Room- a place to do upholstery
Terminal Illness- getting sick at the airport
Varicose- nearbyWww@FoodAQ@Com
Pimp, I think you must have been on the beer, wine and spirits to put this in that category but I still had a twisted smile on my face (although this has been around the traps a few times)!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Not really laugh-out-loud type of thing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
creativeWww@FoodAQ@Com
Cute! Thanks!Www@FoodAQ@Com
A star well earned lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
Nice, Cheers!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
lol, cute! here ya go :-)Www@FoodAQ@Com
nice!Www@FoodAQ@Com
funny!
here's a star 4 u!:DWww@FoodAQ@Com
here's a star 4 u!:DWww@FoodAQ@Com