What if you got attacked by a tiger?!


Question: What if you got attacked by a tiger!?
what would you do!.!. And is it possible for the person to win the fight!? Assuming the person has no weapons!.!.!. hahaWww@FoodAQ@Com


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in all honesty, if you ARE confronted by a pissed tiger, don't run away, they see you as a challenge and chase!.!. during which they acquire even more adrenaline!.!. your skin will not thank you once this angry mofo catches you (and they will)
instead, you should either walk right back where you came from, or if you need to go past the tiger, walk WAY around the tiger, all the while keeping your eye on it!.!. that way, if it feels the least bit threatened and decides to put a move on you, you can know what's going on and make a decision!.!. if there's a tree you can climb, CLIMB it!.!. quick (that's only if the tiger starts chasing you)!. or if he's already all up in your business, roll up in a fetal position and protect your NECK and STOMACH!.!. after a bit play dead!.!. do not play dead at first encounter, playing dead is the last resource


!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.and if all else fails, throw Frosted Flakes to your right, and run to your left

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EDIT- i'm mistaken!.!. that's actually the defense for an attack from a BEAR!.!. i thought the info is pretty vital to know, so i'm leaving it as is!.!.!. but the actual defense of an attack from either a mountain lion or tiger, fight back!. Same as with the bear, do not run!. but in contrast to what above said about ''rolling up into fetal position'', DO NOT DO THAT!. Never ever roll into a ball or succumb to the animal!.!. they then see you as small prey and basically want to mutilate you!. Consistently hit the head area as hard as humanly possible!. Grab anything you can from sticks to rocks to use as a weapon, and if you can, strike the tiger;lion in the eyes with your fists and nails!.!. throw sand in the animals face!. Try to stay standing or at least face-to-face with this animal throughout the attack!.!. and PROTECT YOUR NECK, but like i said, never roll up into a ball or succumb!.
When attacked from the back, position yourself to be face to face with the animal!. If the animal is on your back, try to throw it forward and off your back and then retrieve a weapon as this may startle the animal!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Well dont turn and run thats the worst thing to do!. I saw a TV show where almost every human victim of a tiger were attacked from behind!. probably as they were trying to get away, but that just triggers a chase response from the tiger!. They can leap horizontally for at least 20 feet, so they can cover 20 or more feet in a split second!. If you had a spear or even a sharp stick you could wait till it jumps, and quickly put the sharp stick up to its chest height, it should impale the beast if you can hold your nerve long enough to do that!. Obviously the other end of the stick is planted in the dirt behind you!. Alternately you could offer up one fore arm to its jaws, and then using your free hand you just poke his eyes out (before it grips your neck) which is probably what it will do asap!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I would roll up in a ball and cover my vital organs, no pun intended!. It is possible but unlikely for a human to win!. If I had the opportunity I would smack it in the balls as hard as I could, but if it was a female tiger, I guess that would not go over well!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Use the gift of human intelligence - roll around with it pawing my face toward a pirhanna infested river, then throw it in there!. Walk away to the nearest hospital and get cleaned up!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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I'd drink it!.

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If I were attacked by a tiger!.!.!. It would indicate that I'd had way too much of the Jack's!. Considering I live in Australia and all!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Um!.!. you do know your are in food and drink!. I guess you figure you'd be the tiger's food!? LOL

I'd offer him some kobe beef and some Lamb shish kabob to not eat me! Www@FoodAQ@Com

Die!. No choices here!. Tigers are fierce!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

dude, did you notice the things called categories when asking this q!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

hopefully your in the track and field team lol a human is no match for a tiger Www@FoodAQ@Com

I'd throw a rock at it but not just a rock a big rockWww@FoodAQ@Com

Id be thinking why couldnt you be a lion, there much cuter!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I would be eated all up in the tiger's belleh!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

I think your in the wrong category!.And I would run or get eaten!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

i'd win CAUSE I'M RIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

id drop kick that mofoWww@FoodAQ@Com

That would certainly ruin my day!.!.!.


I'd lose!.Www@FoodAQ@Com





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