Good excuses to get drunk,?!
financial crisis,high gas prices,many people laid off,racism,lack of jobs,etc,etc, i haven't drinking for long time,i want to get drunk,have some beers in my fridge,you think all of the above are good excuses to get a little bit happy !?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
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1!. If you don’t drink that booze, by God, someone else will!.
2!. The brewing industry alone employs 1!.7 million people and that’s a lot of mouths to feed!.
3!. Bad *** nicknames like “Chuggybear,” “The Alabama Hamma,” “Pukey McPukerson”
are not awarded to people who stay home to do laundry!.
4!. Your favorite bar stool needs just one more sitting to break it in!.
5!. This is the one and only night your soul mate will wander into the bar!. Seriously!.
6!. Word on the street is the booze has been trash talking you all day!.
7!. Without your brilliant wit and charm all those poor bartenders will be so dreadfully bored!.
8!. Dude, after what you did last time, you gotta go back out there and explain yourself!.
9!. It’s far better to have a good time you won’t remember than a dull one you will!.
10!. Remember that English high school teacher you and your pals used to call “Mr!. McTightass!?” You are so starting to remind me of him!.
11!. You can bet something really important and worthy of celebration happened on this day at sometime or another!.
12!. How the hell can you walk around sober when you’re an insignificant speck in an infinite and uncaring universe!?
13!. Churchill and FDR got drunk, Hitler didn’t!. So what are you, some kind of Nazi!?
14!. If you don’t you’ll wake up in the morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed, and who the hell wants to go through life acting like a goddamn squirrel!?
15!. Your friends can’t have a good time without you!.
16!. Your friends might have a good time without you!.
17!. The Man says you shouldn’t and you don’t want to upset the Man, eh slavebot!?
18!. There is a 1000 percent better chance you will land a starring role in the upcoming Paris Hilton video Vegas Orgy!.
19!. Your lawn is so much more comfortable when you’re loaded!.
20!. You’re much less likely to remember doing all that embarrassing stuff!.
21!. That feisty barmaid might finally, you know, pick up on what you’re laying down!.
22!. Listen, are we down on this goddamn rock to have a good time or watch other people have a good time on TV!?
23!. Your girlfriend has rented a bunch of chick flicks you can snuggle to!.
24!. You’re under a lot of stress and if you don’t get crazy drunk you might do something crazy sober!.
25!. You gotta figure the odds of getting thrown in the drunk tank twice in one month are practically negligible!.
26!. If you don’t hunt the booze, the booze will surely hunt you!.
27!. When you write your memoirs you won’t have to go through the hassle of making up a bunch of decadent adventures!.
28!. Al-Qaeda forbids drinking and since when did you start taking orders from Al-Qaeda!?
29!. Let’s face it: modern life is a **** storm and booze is the only umbrella without any holes in it!.
30!. 7-11 nachos with extra cheese substitute and chili only taste good when you can’t remember eating them!.
31!. You did your goddamn monkey dance for the Man and now you get your monkey treat!.
32!. God hates the sight of you!.
33!. God won’t stop staring at you!.
34!. Your boss gets all weirded out when you get drunk during the day!.
35!. Three Stooges episodes you’ve watched a hundred times are suddenly hilarious again!.
36!. The day will come when you will have to single-handedly face death, and there isn’t a person alive who can tell you what will happen next!.
37!. Hemingway shot himself after being sober for two months!.
38!. When your coworkers ask “What did you get up to last night!?” you can smile all cool like and say “Maaaaaan, you don’t wanna know,” instead of chirping “I alphabetized my DVD collection and found out I have two copies of The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Two!”
39!. Remember your childhood dream of meeting a brewery heiress and jet-setting around the world on her dime!? You think that’s going to happen while sitting in your goddamn apartment watching Captain Picard surrender the Enterprise for the tenth straight episode!?
40!. It’s so much easier to ring up those old flames and explain exactly where they went wrong!.!.!.
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1!. If you don’t drink that booze, by God, someone else will!.
2!. The brewing industry alone employs 1!.7 million people and that’s a lot of mouths to feed!.
3!. Bad *** nicknames like “Chuggybear,” “The Alabama Hamma,” “Pukey McPukerson”
are not awarded to people who stay home to do laundry!.
4!. Your favorite bar stool needs just one more sitting to break it in!.
5!. This is the one and only night your soul mate will wander into the bar!. Seriously!.
6!. Word on the street is the booze has been trash talking you all day!.
7!. Without your brilliant wit and charm all those poor bartenders will be so dreadfully bored!.
8!. Dude, after what you did last time, you gotta go back out there and explain yourself!.
9!. It’s far better to have a good time you won’t remember than a dull one you will!.
10!. Remember that English high school teacher you and your pals used to call “Mr!. McTightass!?” You are so starting to remind me of him!.
11!. You can bet something really important and worthy of celebration happened on this day at sometime or another!.
12!. How the hell can you walk around sober when you’re an insignificant speck in an infinite and uncaring universe!?
13!. Churchill and FDR got drunk, Hitler didn’t!. So what are you, some kind of Nazi!?
14!. If you don’t you’ll wake up in the morning all bright eyed and bushy tailed, and who the hell wants to go through life acting like a goddamn squirrel!?
15!. Your friends can’t have a good time without you!.
16!. Your friends might have a good time without you!.
17!. The Man says you shouldn’t and you don’t want to upset the Man, eh slavebot!?
18!. There is a 1000 percent better chance you will land a starring role in the upcoming Paris Hilton video Vegas Orgy!.
19!. Your lawn is so much more comfortable when you’re loaded!.
20!. You’re much less likely to remember doing all that embarrassing stuff!.
21!. That feisty barmaid might finally, you know, pick up on what you’re laying down!.
22!. Listen, are we down on this goddamn rock to have a good time or watch other people have a good time on TV!?
23!. Your girlfriend has rented a bunch of chick flicks you can snuggle to!.
24!. You’re under a lot of stress and if you don’t get crazy drunk you might do something crazy sober!.
25!. You gotta figure the odds of getting thrown in the drunk tank twice in one month are practically negligible!.
26!. If you don’t hunt the booze, the booze will surely hunt you!.
27!. When you write your memoirs you won’t have to go through the hassle of making up a bunch of decadent adventures!.
28!. Al-Qaeda forbids drinking and since when did you start taking orders from Al-Qaeda!?
29!. Let’s face it: modern life is a **** storm and booze is the only umbrella without any holes in it!.
30!. 7-11 nachos with extra cheese substitute and chili only taste good when you can’t remember eating them!.
31!. You did your goddamn monkey dance for the Man and now you get your monkey treat!.
32!. God hates the sight of you!.
33!. God won’t stop staring at you!.
34!. Your boss gets all weirded out when you get drunk during the day!.
35!. Three Stooges episodes you’ve watched a hundred times are suddenly hilarious again!.
36!. The day will come when you will have to single-handedly face death, and there isn’t a person alive who can tell you what will happen next!.
37!. Hemingway shot himself after being sober for two months!.
38!. When your coworkers ask “What did you get up to last night!?” you can smile all cool like and say “Maaaaaan, you don’t wanna know,” instead of chirping “I alphabetized my DVD collection and found out I have two copies of The Truth About Cats and Dogs! Two!”
39!. Remember your childhood dream of meeting a brewery heiress and jet-setting around the world on her dime!? You think that’s going to happen while sitting in your goddamn apartment watching Captain Picard surrender the Enterprise for the tenth straight episode!?
40!. It’s so much easier to ring up those old flames and explain exactly where they went wrong!.!.!.
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The only good reason to get drunk is because you want to have a headache!. However, Depression is one result of being drunk!. Now if you just want to worry about everything that is going on in the world that's up to you!. One thing is for sure nothing stays the same for long and drinking won't change it any faster!. Worrying won't change it but finding a new avenue will!. Like selling something you don't need you get more money, share a ride or ride a bus less gas, starting a new business can give some people a job, for every racist living now there is a change coming because everyone will have to learn to live together soon this is one earth and we all have to share it no one walks this earth alone even if they do in their own mind, they are still not alone!. Better days are coming and if you want to be awake when when they come, don't be drunk!. Be Mellow!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.
Having a beer is a relaxing thing for most people so if you ain't drivin' and you ain't fightin' I'd say call up your friend and have a get your relax on!. If yo' friend can't be found watch a good show and relax alone!. But getting Drunk is not the same thing as relaxing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Having a beer is a relaxing thing for most people so if you ain't drivin' and you ain't fightin' I'd say call up your friend and have a get your relax on!. If yo' friend can't be found watch a good show and relax alone!. But getting Drunk is not the same thing as relaxing!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
What's the point!? All that stuff will be here when you sober up, you'll have a tremendous headache,you may throw up!. Above all though, you may start a pattern in your life that when things overwhelm you,you get drunk! If you want to drink a little beer go ahead,but don't drink to get drunk and "forget" what's going on in the world! My suggestion is to get out and try to do something to change the world! Go work at a "soup kitchen" or a homeless shelter! Good luck!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Excuses:
my wife left me!.
my wife took my dog and left me!.
my wife left me and took my dog and pickup!.
I just lost my job!.
gas prices suck!.
food prices suck!.
my truck needs maintenance!.
my kids need maintenance!.
oh, what the hell, I'm gonna get drunk!. now!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
my wife left me!.
my wife took my dog and left me!.
my wife left me and took my dog and pickup!.
I just lost my job!.
gas prices suck!.
food prices suck!.
my truck needs maintenance!.
my kids need maintenance!.
oh, what the hell, I'm gonna get drunk!. now!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Well, if it's just ocassionally that's OK! But don't make it a habit!. Drinking in a daily basis won't fix any of all those bad things that have been happening lately!. You''ll just ruin your life!. You'll be a drunk and someone to feel pity for!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Lady bug brings up a good point!. When you sober up the problems WILL still be there!. So there is only one thing to do, and you better buy alot of beer if you want to stay drunk that long!. Ha Ha :)Www@FoodAQ@Com
How about because it's Thursday and because you can!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Alchohol turns bad feelings into good feelings!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Those are all good reasons, however I don't need a reason to get drunk other than the fact that I love whiskey!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
That′s great! The best escuse is just get relaxed!. Im′m scientist!. I work a lot!.!.!.!. But having 6 or 8 beers in a night once in a while is fine! Go ahead! No matter what the people say!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
If you feel that's going to get rid of your problems, then go ahead!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Any negative stresses or boredom are good excuses!.
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VIVA LA RAZA!Www@FoodAQ@Com
How about this excuse!.
It's Thursday!
Here's a good one:
You're alive!.
Or:
It's daytime!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It's Thursday!
Here's a good one:
You're alive!.
Or:
It's daytime!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
They all sound like good excuses to me! Cheers to ya!Www@FoodAQ@Com
I just saved a lot on my auto insurance!.!.!.LOL!.!.cheersWww@FoodAQ@Com
yeah man go for it =PWww@FoodAQ@Com
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