To pee champagne, funny or not ?!
George opened a bottle of beer when a genie came out the bottle and whispered :" I will fulfil you one single wish, no matter what it is!."
George reflected about it for a few seconds and said:" Ok, I want to be able to pee champagne!."
In the evening George was watching television when his wife came home!. He asked her to bring him one glass with champagne!.
His wife was surprised and replied:" Why only one glass sweetheart, you want to drink all alone without me!?"
" No, honey" he answered, " You can drink from the bottle tonight!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
George reflected about it for a few seconds and said:" Ok, I want to be able to pee champagne!."
In the evening George was watching television when his wife came home!. He asked her to bring him one glass with champagne!.
His wife was surprised and replied:" Why only one glass sweetheart, you want to drink all alone without me!?"
" No, honey" he answered, " You can drink from the bottle tonight!."Www@FoodAQ@Com
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It wasn't hilarious, but it did make me chuckle : )
haha!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
haha!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Oh Kati, now your jokes are becoming juicy indeed - kind of midnight jokes!. I hope there are not too many kids around
by the way such an altruistic man, only thinks of giving pleasure to his wife* (though I wonder why HE wants a glass of champagne)
*talking of the champagn, of courseWww@FoodAQ@Com
by the way such an altruistic man, only thinks of giving pleasure to his wife* (though I wonder why HE wants a glass of champagne)
*talking of the champagn, of courseWww@FoodAQ@Com
Okay,
6!.5 Funny but not over-the-top!.
Kati,
I read your bio!. I understand one word, humor!. You can at least state the most important German commodity-bier!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
6!.5 Funny but not over-the-top!.
Kati,
I read your bio!. I understand one word, humor!. You can at least state the most important German commodity-bier!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Actually this one is not funny at all!. Sorry, try again!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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