What is the FUNNIEST thing you've ever done while INTOXICATED?!
!.!.!.!.not that in the long run it was REALLY funny!Www@FoodAQ@Com
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The Centipede in the dirt at the campground in LAWww@FoodAQ@Com
me and a best friend of mine got drunk one night out in the manhattan (nyc) and we didn't wanna go home because we were like ya know drunk so we called up our other best friend (because we 3 are like the 3 amigos, lol) and we told him that we was coming over to his house!. so the whole way over there (to astoria, in queens {still nyc}) we were acting all goofy and laughing and being retarded!.
we finally got off the train and started walking down the long ole block towards #3's place!. we got about halfway there and saw some stacks of newspapers that were there for the morning when that newsstand would open up!. for some reason and us being intoxicated we decide that we wanted to take a stack with us and surprise our friend while in the midst of us throwing a few papers at each other and having a "pillow fight with them or a few seconds!. the next thing we a car like pulled to a light near us and scared the **** out of us so bad that we thought that it was the cops!. within a second from jumping, we started running down the block as fast as we could, meanwhile laughing like hyenas and guess what still carrying a newspaper or 2 in our hands!. it turned out that it was just some random car at a stop light and our minds just playing tricks on us!. we finally stopped running about 6-7 more blocks down the road!. we had to catch our breath because we were basically out of it!.
when we got finally got up to the house my friend had to curse us out because we were loud, talking and laughing and trying to tell him what had just happened!.
oh and i forgot to mention that while waiting on our transfer train after we got into queens we were still goofing off and dancing, laughing and looking at people watching how retarded we were being!. and i was looking and walked straight into the columns on the train platform and when i woke up after we had all fallen asleep, i found that i had a red spot on my forehead!.
till this day it is still something that when we get together, we sit down and laugh about it!.
but that is only one of the funniest things i've ever done!. there are many more!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
we finally got off the train and started walking down the long ole block towards #3's place!. we got about halfway there and saw some stacks of newspapers that were there for the morning when that newsstand would open up!. for some reason and us being intoxicated we decide that we wanted to take a stack with us and surprise our friend while in the midst of us throwing a few papers at each other and having a "pillow fight with them or a few seconds!. the next thing we a car like pulled to a light near us and scared the **** out of us so bad that we thought that it was the cops!. within a second from jumping, we started running down the block as fast as we could, meanwhile laughing like hyenas and guess what still carrying a newspaper or 2 in our hands!. it turned out that it was just some random car at a stop light and our minds just playing tricks on us!. we finally stopped running about 6-7 more blocks down the road!. we had to catch our breath because we were basically out of it!.
when we got finally got up to the house my friend had to curse us out because we were loud, talking and laughing and trying to tell him what had just happened!.
oh and i forgot to mention that while waiting on our transfer train after we got into queens we were still goofing off and dancing, laughing and looking at people watching how retarded we were being!. and i was looking and walked straight into the columns on the train platform and when i woke up after we had all fallen asleep, i found that i had a red spot on my forehead!.
till this day it is still something that when we get together, we sit down and laugh about it!.
but that is only one of the funniest things i've ever done!. there are many more!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
oh man!.!.!.there have been some funny times- I really like to dance when I have been drinking and of course it always looks really funny, i tend to talk a lot and if i am bored with talking to you i will just walk away or be like- your boring- that can be pretty funny at times- more or less i just embarrass myself because I act so silly but it's always fun!Www@FoodAQ@Com
we took bob big boy and dragged him up on the top of the high school we were dragging by the neck with a rope around it pulled his head off and shattered and it was suppose to be the senior prank ,,,, and they gave the big speech if we find out who did it you will not graduate,,,, to this day i still have a piece of bob big boy and i have a plastic one a friend bought me in collegeWww@FoodAQ@Com
Well!.!.!.this I'll never forget and my cousin won't either!.We were both at a party and when we came home,I stand up on the bed,looking out the window and started counting street lights!.but that's not all!.!.!.I stand up again,my cousin asked what was I doing again,and I answered "I want to see if they're still there"I started counting them!.!.!.you know!.!.!.so crazy!.The next day we had a terrible hang over so I found an Alkazelcer(spelled wrong!?) well anyway I droped it in a glass and my mother walked in,we hid the glass so she wouldn't see it but it started making noise,you know SHHHHHHHHH good thing she didn't hear it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
pass out in my aunts bath tub Www@FoodAQ@Com
