So im still drunk from last night. what up?!
i went out last night in an attempt to stop thinking about my ex!. all it did was make me have a dream about him and think about him as soon as i woke up!. BLAH! i don't need relationship advice or knowledge of alcoholism, just some things to get my mind off of whats going on!. give me a funny joke!? a story of something stupid you did!? an opportunity to chat!? or even a good question to answer! thx!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
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Ok so I went to this Insurance school in Dallas a couple years ago, anyway the last day of class my back was killing me!. I went to the bathroom to see what it was and it looked like a spider ate me up!. I had all of these little bumps concentrated in one area of my back!. So when I got home I had to go to the doctor to get some medicine, he told me it was shingles and not a spider bite!. Every time he would say what it was I would start laughing so I never heard the medical term, all I heard was herpes something!. Shingles is basically adult chicken pox!.!.!.!.!.!.!.anyway I had to go the pharmacy to get my medicine and the lady behind the counter was gorgeous so I did what any man would do I hit on her!. I was laying it on thick, making sure she got a good look at the dimple, telling a few jokes, etc!. I thought there was a "moment" yes I know I'm a typical guy, she smiled so she definitely wanted me!. Well when I got home I was feeling good about the day, there was a new outlook on life, I was a pimp! I started going through my medicine to see what I got and it was VALTREX!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.for those of you that don't know what valtrex is, its HERPES medicine!.!.!.!.!.I was hitting on this lady while picking up STD medicine! It was embarrassing but hey I got a good story out of it, thats how I look at life now no matter what happens you will always have a story to tell! Www@FoodAQ@Com
ok!.!.
Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on!?
A: Because it said, ”Sorry, try again!.”
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about
things!. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head!?” he asked his
mother!. “He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming
up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness!. Or she was until Johnny thought
for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair!?”
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Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on!?
A: Because it said, ”Sorry, try again!.”
Little Johnny was eating breakfast one morning and got to thinking about
things!. “Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head!?” he asked his
mother!. “He thinks a lot,” replied his mother, pleased with herself for coming
up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness!. Or she was until Johnny thought
for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair!?”
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i woke up today, and found that i have over drafted my checking account by $1!.17!. so i got charged $35!.00!. so my account is neg- 36!.17
i got paid today with 34 hours!. i got --$142!.00
so now negative to pay one hundred to rent , and 67!.00 to insurance today!.
can you help me find away to pull a Houdini, and make my troubles disappear!.
i have all ready cried
i have to have a corneal transplant dec!.15, so i am unable to work, my husband is making the bread, but only 142!.00
its not enough to survive!.
im so depressed because i cant do anything,
i am so tired of being poor!.
last night me and my husband ate a can for chicken noodle soup, and not even a brand name kind!.
before i hurt my eye i was making 1,400!.00 a month!.
now im not even pushing 700!.
your ex is nothing compared to what could really go wrong in your life, be glad!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
i got paid today with 34 hours!. i got --$142!.00
so now negative to pay one hundred to rent , and 67!.00 to insurance today!.
can you help me find away to pull a Houdini, and make my troubles disappear!.
i have all ready cried
i have to have a corneal transplant dec!.15, so i am unable to work, my husband is making the bread, but only 142!.00
its not enough to survive!.
im so depressed because i cant do anything,
i am so tired of being poor!.
last night me and my husband ate a can for chicken noodle soup, and not even a brand name kind!.
before i hurt my eye i was making 1,400!.00 a month!.
now im not even pushing 700!.
your ex is nothing compared to what could really go wrong in your life, be glad!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
ok what was the purpose of you leave this as a damn question damn hello the point is to leave a question for people to answer it Www@FoodAQ@Com
alright go here http://jokes!.comedycentral!.com/random_jo!.!.!. just click the hit me again to see another, i think that should keep u entertained for a whileWww@FoodAQ@Com
Is this a question!? Or a self indulgent piece of timewasting because you got drunk!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
hey girl how are you!?!? id tell a joke but i only know black jokes lol!. Www@FoodAQ@Com
Are you drunk!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
you typed pretty good for still being drunkWww@FoodAQ@Com
