Whats the most stupidest thing you have ever done when you were drunk?!

I once watched a drunk man prove he was a man by eating a live fish, and a live clam (once he could get it open) and then finally snorting a worm!. I am not kidding! I was at a beach party and this family was fishing by us!. The uncle was really drunk!. So drunk that He litterally bit the head off a live fish they had caught!. Then he ate a live clam that they had found!. And finally chopped up a bait worm and snorted it through a straw!. We all watched in disbelief!. Its the stupidest and most discusting thing i have ever seen a drunk person do!. And then to top it all off the 10 year old boy fishing with his father was this guys nephew!. And he went to his father crying and said " He put my last worm in his nose!" It was really sad, but funny at the same time!. How disfunctional is that!?
I couldn't make this up if i wanted to!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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My wife punched a guy in the face who accused her of being drunk!. The next day the guy would not go anywhere near her without holding his arms up in a defensive action!.
Lesson learned is to never tell a drunk woman she is drunk!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Putting adjectives with superlatives!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Not the dumbest thing, but just what I can think of right now: Repetitive attempts at failed cartwheels!. I just kept thinking I'd "land one"!. The next day I had bruises all on my hips and butt!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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How are you supposed to remember if you were drunk!?Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Can't remember LOLWww@FoodAQ@Com

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i pushed a guy off a two-story building!. He broke his ankle!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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Say "I Love You" to a woman!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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i ate out a girl i met who was rolling at a club!. turns out she was having her period!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

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