I'm about to have a "holiday lunch" with 8 corporate lawyers at some fancy schmancy restauraunt. How many.!
shots of tequila (prior to the gathering) should get me through it!? Man, I'm glad I have that extra bottle stashed under the Labor Agreements in the bottom drawer of my desk!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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I'd stick with nonalcoholic drinks, Nicholas!. If an ambulance zooms by you'll want to be able to keep up with the rest of them!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
'for me 2 would work, and I would need it!.
but how fancy could it be, my attorny claims he's poor (despite his owning numerous houses, brand new cars, fancy designer clothes, on 1 income)
Eh, attorney's are just like the rest of us poor folk, they ain't got 2 dimes to rub togetherWww@FoodAQ@Com
but how fancy could it be, my attorny claims he's poor (despite his owning numerous houses, brand new cars, fancy designer clothes, on 1 income)
Eh, attorney's are just like the rest of us poor folk, they ain't got 2 dimes to rub togetherWww@FoodAQ@Com
I'd suggest you have none, or if you absolutely have to you could whisper to the waitress to bring u some over the counter soda disguised as tequila!. I mean, you dont want to feel left out wright!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Errrrr !.!.!.!.!. you keep Tequila in your desk drawer and yet you don't know how much to neck to get squiffy enough to brave a boring lunch!?
Half a bottle should do it, I would have thought!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Half a bottle should do it, I would have thought!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Better have the bourbon instead, the tequila might make you start throwing dinner rolls :)
(((Nolte)))Www@FoodAQ@Com
(((Nolte)))Www@FoodAQ@Com
anything signed while under the influence is not binding in a court of law!.!.!.
maybe!.
be careful!.
(wonders if The Nolte survived lunch with lawyers)Www@FoodAQ@Com
maybe!.
be careful!.
(wonders if The Nolte survived lunch with lawyers)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Funny!. You have aswered the question already!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Don't push your luck!. Stay straight and get out as soon as the first opportunity comes along!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Amateurs! step away from the bourbon and tequila!. They smell!. Drink vodka!.!.!.!.no odor!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Can I give you a ride!? Bring the bottle!. lol
It would take about 3 for me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
It would take about 3 for me!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
5 should do it but that depends on your size and weightWww@FoodAQ@Com
AHHH (((Nolte)))
several and keep your other flask in your bootWww@FoodAQ@Com
several and keep your other flask in your bootWww@FoodAQ@Com
Ha
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer!?
A doberman!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer!?
A doberman!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
none !.!.!. unless you want to make a total fool of yourself in front of the others!. You may THINK you're witty and clever if you're drunk, but you'll just be patheticWww@FoodAQ@Com
