Will we run out of alcohol?!
With so many guests arriving tonight, and now I have invited Hattie, even I am worried we may run out of alcohol!.
Blenkinsop has been selecting wines
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and has been operating the still in the cellar at full blast for weeks
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Of course, my housekeeper, has been working nineteen to the dozen
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and JjP has also been kept very busy
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We have exhausted the supplies of all local suppliers and no-one is free to go further afield!.
Who could bring a little contribution with them!? Please call ahead and let me know what you will be bringing!. Something exotic would make a nice change!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Blenkinsop has been selecting wines
http://images!.google!.com/hosted/life/f!?q!.!.!.
http://images!.google!.com/hosted/life/l!?i!.!.!.
and has been operating the still in the cellar at full blast for weeks
http://images!.google!.com/hosted/life/l!?i!.!.!.
Of course, my housekeeper, has been working nineteen to the dozen
http://images!.google!.com/hosted/life/l!?i!.!.!.
and JjP has also been kept very busy
http://images!.google!.com/hosted/life/l!?i!.!.!.
We have exhausted the supplies of all local suppliers and no-one is free to go further afield!.
Who could bring a little contribution with them!? Please call ahead and let me know what you will be bringing!. Something exotic would make a nice change!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
Im happy to make a few cocktails to get the party of to a good start
a TVR
25% Tequilla, 25% Vodka & 50% redbull!.!.!.!.!. wierd feelign stnading up wide awake but off your trolley
the the more acclimatised boozer a GTVR
20% Gin, 20% Tequllia, 20% Vodka & 40% redbull
Im happy to pop round before the thrash if you wish to sample the brew before "der tag"Www@FoodAQ@Com
a TVR
25% Tequilla, 25% Vodka & 50% redbull!.!.!.!.!. wierd feelign stnading up wide awake but off your trolley
the the more acclimatised boozer a GTVR
20% Gin, 20% Tequllia, 20% Vodka & 40% redbull
Im happy to pop round before the thrash if you wish to sample the brew before "der tag"Www@FoodAQ@Com
I hear that Boozebusters do a fine line in all manner of exquisite wines and the most divine little liquers that quite tickle one's fancy!. Your Ladyship could always hop in the Limo and visit them personally!. Have you tried them!? They're not frightfully posh - more Chavvy than anything else - but I'm sure one will find something, even if it is only those hideous little cans of lager one hears of British louts guzzling so very eagerly!. Do have a terribly good time, won't you!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Mit Hattie comink!.!.you betta hiev extra!.!.!.I vilst bring you a few cases of Sherry, JjP some Red Bullskis unt me, lotsa lotsa vodka!.!.!.
I also hiev a gazillion goatsheads zat I vilst be bringink!.!.for a barbeque breakfast for everyone each morning!? Ist very very important to eat goatsheads ven you hievinks a hangover or too much shex, energy must be transformed!.!.!.I hope zat a gazillion vilst be enough!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I also hiev a gazillion goatsheads zat I vilst be bringink!.!.for a barbeque breakfast for everyone each morning!? Ist very very important to eat goatsheads ven you hievinks a hangover or too much shex, energy must be transformed!.!.!.I hope zat a gazillion vilst be enough!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The title of your question went and gave me the Shivering Willies! Now I've gone and locked myself in the cellar with my treasures and I'm not coming out 'til after Twelfth Night! Not taking any chances, I!
Don't worry, I had a nessisarium installed and keep a supply of privy paper handy!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Don't worry, I had a nessisarium installed and keep a supply of privy paper handy!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Will anyone bring me a couple of cases of Red Bulls!?
(AHA! FINALLY I've found the letter in the fish mouth! Oooooh!.!.!.tee-hee!.!.!.I can't wait to tell the others! All the "deputy" undergarments have arrived!)Www@FoodAQ@Com
(AHA! FINALLY I've found the letter in the fish mouth! Oooooh!.!.!.tee-hee!.!.!.I can't wait to tell the others! All the "deputy" undergarments have arrived!)Www@FoodAQ@Com
Blimey ya ladyship,i opes it all goes ok for ya!.!.Can't elp out wiv ya booze but i notice ya ousekeeper looks a bit passed it so gissa job!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I shall take the finest weed in The Shire, Hornblower weed from the year 1417!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Great stuff, I'll bring my dingy in case it all gets spilt!. : )Www@FoodAQ@Com
you wont!!!!!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
i want to go!!!!!!!!!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Tescos online will deliver !!!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Worry not Lady Ida!. You need to take a leaf out of Rotter's book - he does this regularly!.
For guests of the 'lower orders' he substitutes the fine wine for urine collected from the cows and for spirits like gin etc he uses goat's urine!. Simply fill the empty bottles you have with these substitutes and guests like Hattie won't even notice (and wouldn't be bothered anyway) - urine has the same effect as alcohol and you could always slip in a few viagra tablets to give it that extra kick!.
Save the fine wine for your American guests, it's the least you can do as I understand two of them will be cooking some real food (American apple pie amongst other things) for us as a special treat and of course the gentlemen guests will be bringing a more than adequate supply of quality alcohol!.
Hope this helps
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A most excellent choice of attire if I may say so Lady Ida!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
For guests of the 'lower orders' he substitutes the fine wine for urine collected from the cows and for spirits like gin etc he uses goat's urine!. Simply fill the empty bottles you have with these substitutes and guests like Hattie won't even notice (and wouldn't be bothered anyway) - urine has the same effect as alcohol and you could always slip in a few viagra tablets to give it that extra kick!.
Save the fine wine for your American guests, it's the least you can do as I understand two of them will be cooking some real food (American apple pie amongst other things) for us as a special treat and of course the gentlemen guests will be bringing a more than adequate supply of quality alcohol!.
Hope this helps
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A most excellent choice of attire if I may say so Lady Ida!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Lady Ide Hunter Downe, May I say you look radiant as always for the party!.
Maggie and I have arranged to have a Sushi chef fly in for the party!. I do hope his work is up to par!.
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I have also made available my private stock of Dom Perignon!. It has been packed and is in transit at the moment!.
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We have also included a few cases of Bombay Gin and Kettle One vodka!.
Maggie and I do hope this will help, as your hospitality has been grately appreciatedWww@FoodAQ@Com
Maggie and I have arranged to have a Sushi chef fly in for the party!. I do hope his work is up to par!.
http://images!.search!.yahoo!.com/images/vi!.!.!.
I have also made available my private stock of Dom Perignon!. It has been packed and is in transit at the moment!.
http://images!.search!.yahoo!.com/images/vi!.!.!.
We have also included a few cases of Bombay Gin and Kettle One vodka!.
Maggie and I do hope this will help, as your hospitality has been grately appreciatedWww@FoodAQ@Com
