What's the craziest thing you've ever done while blacked out from drinking?!
I saw some crazy stuff this weekend when my friend blacked out!. haha!. Lets just say he thought a chair was the toilet!. hahaWww@FoodAQ@Com
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ok now this is gonna sound too crazy, but this is a true story!.!.!. i dont remember most of this!.!.!.
after polishing of a bottle of black velvet i got into a fight with a cripple!.
now ok yes it sounds horrible and it is but i never hit the guy!. i guess i was just talking alot of trash, i would let him punch me in the face, he would do a circle around me, punch me in the face again!.!.!. i do remember one moment right after being punched i brought my hands up to my face and when i bought them back down they were covered in blood!. of coarse i said "thats all you got!?!? you!.!.!.!!!" this process went on for a while until my friends finally grabbed me and threw me in the back seat of my buddy jasons jeep!. jason was wasted but they thought they better get the heck out there before the cops come!. so we are cruising down US 1 my buddy stanley says to jason "i dont care how long it takes lets drive til he sobers up, go to miami if we have to" wen i heard this i tried to jump out the window while going highway speeds, really good idea!.!.!. but thats how much i hate miami!. luckily im a big guy and i got stuck half way thru!.!.!. my buddies pull over to the side of the road, they get my out of the window!. they look at each other and say "what are we gonna do!?!?" they turn around and im gone!. this is where it gets really crazy!.!.!.
i remember running in a ditch and i climbed this hill on the other side when i was almost to the top of the hill i thought im lucky i didnt fall in that ditch, right after i thought that my feet are over my head and im laying in cold nasty highway runoff ditch water!. i crawl to the top of hill!. im covered in cold mud from head to toe!.!.!. finally i get to the top i turn around sit down and look in front of me and see a beautiful view of the indian river bathed in moonlight!. i look to my left and my buddy brandon is there sitting next to me!. at that point in time he had been dead for about a year, he actually died while driving under the influence!. i look back at the river and i say "hey man hows it going!?" he says its going ok and i fully remember, clear as any memory that i have i asked "hows being dead" he replies "its alright man!."
the next thing i remember there is a flash light in my face, im flat on back!. the cop is telling me to sit up!. i do!. i look around and notice im in a graveyard!.!.!.
i remember being in the cops car and im 99 percent sure i threw up in the car!. i wake up back at my buddies house on the porch!.!.!.
craziest night of my life, luckily i had an angel/ghost watching over me!.
side note: that same night after they got home and drank more jason pissed himself!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
after polishing of a bottle of black velvet i got into a fight with a cripple!.
now ok yes it sounds horrible and it is but i never hit the guy!. i guess i was just talking alot of trash, i would let him punch me in the face, he would do a circle around me, punch me in the face again!.!.!. i do remember one moment right after being punched i brought my hands up to my face and when i bought them back down they were covered in blood!. of coarse i said "thats all you got!?!? you!.!.!.!!!" this process went on for a while until my friends finally grabbed me and threw me in the back seat of my buddy jasons jeep!. jason was wasted but they thought they better get the heck out there before the cops come!. so we are cruising down US 1 my buddy stanley says to jason "i dont care how long it takes lets drive til he sobers up, go to miami if we have to" wen i heard this i tried to jump out the window while going highway speeds, really good idea!.!.!. but thats how much i hate miami!. luckily im a big guy and i got stuck half way thru!.!.!. my buddies pull over to the side of the road, they get my out of the window!. they look at each other and say "what are we gonna do!?!?" they turn around and im gone!. this is where it gets really crazy!.!.!.
i remember running in a ditch and i climbed this hill on the other side when i was almost to the top of the hill i thought im lucky i didnt fall in that ditch, right after i thought that my feet are over my head and im laying in cold nasty highway runoff ditch water!. i crawl to the top of hill!. im covered in cold mud from head to toe!.!.!. finally i get to the top i turn around sit down and look in front of me and see a beautiful view of the indian river bathed in moonlight!. i look to my left and my buddy brandon is there sitting next to me!. at that point in time he had been dead for about a year, he actually died while driving under the influence!. i look back at the river and i say "hey man hows it going!?" he says its going ok and i fully remember, clear as any memory that i have i asked "hows being dead" he replies "its alright man!."
the next thing i remember there is a flash light in my face, im flat on back!. the cop is telling me to sit up!. i do!. i look around and notice im in a graveyard!.!.!.
i remember being in the cops car and im 99 percent sure i threw up in the car!. i wake up back at my buddies house on the porch!.!.!.
craziest night of my life, luckily i had an angel/ghost watching over me!.
side note: that same night after they got home and drank more jason pissed himself!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
i punched a guy whos about 2 foot taller than me, and then he retaliated with a head butt, next thing i know people are running up to me asking if im ok!.!. i had no idea why, they said i got headbutted, so i ran up to the guy and asked him why he did it and yes apparently i hit him in the face!!.!.!.ahhhh good times!Www@FoodAQ@Com
i went to go for a pee and as i was peeing, my friends called my name, and i turned around with my "thingy" still out and they went "AHH PUT IT AWAY", then i fell down a hill into the stream!. then i had to be carried all the way home by my friends, cos i could hardly walk!.
lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
I got really wasted and asked this girl how SHE got an invitation to MY party!. Turns out, she was the new girl where my husband worked and he invited her so she wouldn't be left out cuz he invited everyone from work!. I made a huge fool of myself cuz I was so drunk!. I called her and apologized!.
Come on guys! I apologized! I'm not usually rude like that it just happened!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Come on guys! I apologized! I'm not usually rude like that it just happened!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I was drinking Porter wine, next thing I new I woke up in the morning at my freinds house and they had dressed me up as a kitty, ears, whiskers, black nose, a thong on my head and I was holding a penis balloon!. Funny!? yes, the pictures were funnier!Www@FoodAQ@Com
I've never been so drunk that I blacked out!. And I don't intend to ever be that drunk!. I can't think of how that sounds fun at all!. Thought a chair was a toilet!? Wow, good times!.
Besides, as a woman, that would be monumentally stupid!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Besides, as a woman, that would be monumentally stupid!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
This is a dumb thing to do and I have not done it!. Guess I care to much about myself!. If your friend is doing this than time he sees a shrink and takes some classes!. He has a deep issue that needs to be resolved!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Yep, I urinated behind my chair in the living room!. But, the worst is going out and talking to the neighbors!. The wondering why they won't speak to you the next day!.
Drink up and enjoy embarrassment!. You only live once!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Drink up and enjoy embarrassment!. You only live once!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
lol i dont remember!
but!.!.!. the other day i did go to the " female" side of strip clubs and was later told I was up there with her!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
but!.!.!. the other day i did go to the " female" side of strip clubs and was later told I was up there with her!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Pissed in a wardrobe!Www@FoodAQ@Com
how the hell am i supposed to know!? I DON'T REMEMBER!Www@FoodAQ@Com
i ve never really blcakced out but drunktexting is not a good ideaWww@FoodAQ@Com
if you can remember it, it wasn't that good brother!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
i climbed onto a house roof and have sex with this boy who I'd liked for ages and never knew he liked me and i screamed and swore at a policeman but fortunatly he left me by the car and said i'll be right back and i ran away (I think he knew I was gonna go but felt sorry for me) and then I peed in the middle of the road and ran into a bus shelter-it really hurt in the morning!.
I don't actually remember any of the above!. my friends just told me:LWww@FoodAQ@Com
I don't actually remember any of the above!. my friends just told me:LWww@FoodAQ@Com
I used to live on a few acres, and some asshole left his broken down truck in my back yard for a year!. I got pretty drunk one day, and was extra pissed that it was still there after a whole year!. I got on my 4 wheeler, got a good distance from his truck, put it in reverse, and smashed one side of his truck pretty good!. I didn't remember doing it the next morning, but he towed it out of my yard a week later!. So I guess something good came out of it!. lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
Well if i was blacked out i wouldnt be able to tell you!. But, I was so drunk once ( and I remember) that I called all of my exes and told them to suck me, then i wobbled down to subway, then when i came back i pushed an old lady practicaly to the ground, then when I got home I pissed in 3 diffrent tupperware containers, followed by 15 hours of sleepWww@FoodAQ@Com
Mine was similar!.!.!. I had these two girls in my apartment around college!.!.!. they were roommates!.!.!. one of them (the one i was into) decided to pull her pants down and piss on my computer chair!.!.!.
so!.!.!. I didn't realize that that was on the floor and just undressed and proceeded to get with her roommate while the other girl watched and then passed out!.!.!. I woke up and though I had done something ver y foul!.
Yeah!.!.!. I pretty much had to have the play by play with the roommates the next time that I saw them as they left early and I was comatose (practically)Www@FoodAQ@Com
so!.!.!. I didn't realize that that was on the floor and just undressed and proceeded to get with her roommate while the other girl watched and then passed out!.!.!. I woke up and though I had done something ver y foul!.
Yeah!.!.!. I pretty much had to have the play by play with the roommates the next time that I saw them as they left early and I was comatose (practically)Www@FoodAQ@Com
i dont rememberWww@FoodAQ@Com
Thin Crust Pizza Dough (see recipe below)
1/2 cup Crème Fraiche, divided*
4 ounces thinly sliced smoked salmon
1 cucumber, sliced as thinly as possible
1 ounce caviar, Beluga, Sevruga, Osetra, or American Caviar
1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh chives
* Sour cream may be substituted!.
Prepare and bake pizza dough!.
Spread a thin layer of 1/2 of the creme fraiche over the slightly cooled pizza crusts!. Arrange the smoked salmon evenly over the top of the creme fraiche on each pizza to completely cover!. Layer the cucumber slices over the smoked salmon, overlapping slightly to create a design!.
Using a pizza cutter or a large sharp knife, cut each pizza into 4 or 6 slices!. On the center of each slice, dab a little bit of the remaining creme fraiche!. Place 1/2 to 1 teaspoon of caviar on top of the creme fraiche and sprinkle with some of the chopped chives!. Serve immediately!.
Thin Crust Pizza Dough:
3/4 cup warm water (110 degrees F!.)
1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups bread flour
2 teaspoons instant active dry yeast
Add all the ingredients in the bread pan of bread machine!. Process according to manufacturer's instructions for a dough setting!.
Meanwhile preheat the pizza stone or tiles to 450 degrees F!. for 30 minutes!. Prepare your toppings (see below)!.
When the bread machine has completed the dough cycle, remove the dough from the pan to a lightly oiled surface!. Knead the dough several times and form the dough into an oval; cover with a towel and let rest for 10 minutes!.
Roll and stretch the dough into a 14-inch circle!. For this recipe, when kneading, leave the dough a little more wet than usual, as this will help give it a crispy crust!. Divided the pizza dough into two (2) pieces and roll each section into a 9-inch circle!.
Note: Dough may be refrigerated at this point and stored until ready to use!. To store each batch of dough, spray a plastic bag with nonstick spray and place the dough in it!. Store no longer than 7 to 10 days, or if frozen for up to 2 months!. If refrigerated or frozen prior to use, allow the portions to come to room temperature before they are rolled out!.
Place the dough rounds on the prepared pizza peel!. Lightly brush with olive oil to within 1/2-inch of the edge!. Transfer the pizzas into the oven and bake for 8 to 12 minutes until golden brown and crisp!. Remove from oven and let cool slightly!.
Pizza Tip - A common problem is that the topped pizza sticks to the baker's peel!. Giving the peel a quick jerk may work, but it may also jerk your toppings off the pizza as well!. A helpful hint is to put a piece of parchment paper on the peel instead of using cornmeal!. I place the rolled-out pizza dough on the parchment paper and then add the toppings!. The parchment goes into the oven with the pizza!. This makes it easier to slide the pizza off the peel and onto the baking stone!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
1/2 cup Crème Fraiche, divided*
4 ounces thinly sliced smoked salmon
1 cucumber, sliced as thinly as possible
1 ounce caviar, Beluga, Sevruga, Osetra, or American Caviar
1 tablespoon finely chopped fresh chives
* Sour cream may be substituted!.
Prepare and bake pizza dough!.
Spread a thin layer of 1/2 of the creme fraiche over the slightly cooled pizza crusts!. Arrange the smoked salmon evenly over the top of the creme fraiche on each pizza to completely cover!. Layer the cucumber slices over the smoked salmon, overlapping slightly to create a design!.
Using a pizza cutter or a large sharp knife, cut each pizza into 4 or 6 slices!. On the center of each slice, dab a little bit of the remaining creme fraiche!. Place 1/2 to 1 teaspoon of caviar on top of the creme fraiche and sprinkle with some of the chopped chives!. Serve immediately!.
Thin Crust Pizza Dough:
3/4 cup warm water (110 degrees F!.)
1 1/2 tablespoons olive oil
1/4 teaspoon salt
2 cups bread flour
2 teaspoons instant active dry yeast
Add all the ingredients in the bread pan of bread machine!. Process according to manufacturer's instructions for a dough setting!.
Meanwhile preheat the pizza stone or tiles to 450 degrees F!. for 30 minutes!. Prepare your toppings (see below)!.
When the bread machine has completed the dough cycle, remove the dough from the pan to a lightly oiled surface!. Knead the dough several times and form the dough into an oval; cover with a towel and let rest for 10 minutes!.
Roll and stretch the dough into a 14-inch circle!. For this recipe, when kneading, leave the dough a little more wet than usual, as this will help give it a crispy crust!. Divided the pizza dough into two (2) pieces and roll each section into a 9-inch circle!.
Note: Dough may be refrigerated at this point and stored until ready to use!. To store each batch of dough, spray a plastic bag with nonstick spray and place the dough in it!. Store no longer than 7 to 10 days, or if frozen for up to 2 months!. If refrigerated or frozen prior to use, allow the portions to come to room temperature before they are rolled out!.
Place the dough rounds on the prepared pizza peel!. Lightly brush with olive oil to within 1/2-inch of the edge!. Transfer the pizzas into the oven and bake for 8 to 12 minutes until golden brown and crisp!. Remove from oven and let cool slightly!.
Pizza Tip - A common problem is that the topped pizza sticks to the baker's peel!. Giving the peel a quick jerk may work, but it may also jerk your toppings off the pizza as well!. A helpful hint is to put a piece of parchment paper on the peel instead of using cornmeal!. I place the rolled-out pizza dough on the parchment paper and then add the toppings!. The parchment goes into the oven with the pizza!. This makes it easier to slide the pizza off the peel and onto the baking stone!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
