Where is the line between a good drunk and bad one?!
Just curious what people think!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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I posted this yesterday but will bring it back today for this post!.
The way I see it, drunkenness can be separated into 4 categories with each one feeling different from the next!. There is no distinct boundary between the categories!.
1) Tipsy!. (usually after 2-3 pints of Lager)
At this stage you are completely in control of what is going on and all the changes are purely physical!. You feel a little light headed and moving your body around starts to feel a little funny!. Personality wise, you may start to become louder and more sociable!.
2) Drunk!. (4+ Pints)
This is the first actual stage of drunkenness!. Your eyesight is impaired slightly as the alcohol begins to mess with the refresh rate of your eyes; although the effect isn't as dramatic as it sounds, you kinda get a "vision delay" when you move your eyes!. Your ability to walk and motor skills are impaired, walking begins to be a little more side to side than usual!. (lol)!. You will get louder and more sociable than usual as your inhibitions are impaired (ie: Hugging random people, complimenting random people, having conversations with random people, doing silly things with your friends)!. If you are with a bunch of people you really get on with, I can almost guarantee excellent fun and a lot of things to laugh about the next day from this part of the night!. Sometimes folk start getting violent or easily aggravated at this point!. Getting tongue tied is very common too!. At this point, you still have quite a high amount of control over whether or not to cross over your usual boundaries!.
3)Hammered!. (7+ pints or equivalent)
You're getting there!. Motor functions are crapped up!. You're dizzy!. Your eyes can't focus on objects very well!. Sometimes you feel sick by now!. You are either very loud or very quiet, depending now how hard you have to try to maintain balance/stop vomiting!. Most people are very social and very open to others who are friendly!. Your voice will be slurred whether you think so or not!. You'll talk about total crap!. Inner personalities usually are released as all inhibition leaves!. You will never totally lose control of what you do but at this point you may do lots of stupid (sometimes funny, sometimes not) things!. As with the first three, being this drunk should still create some excellent scenes, however you may find out about them only when your mates tell you in the morning!. Unfortunately, violence or general antisocial behavior (that goes too far) is common at this point in certain groups of people!.
4) Paralytic!. (A lot!.)
Not to be confused with paralyzed!. At this point you are too drunk to want to move!. You have little self control but can't do much anyway!. Usually you're on a couch at the party, sweating like a mad donkey with messed up hair, responding to any human contact with a grunt or a "F*** OFF"!. Unable to focus your eyes or stand up, the only option is to sleep and hope that your friends don't draw too much on your face by the morning!. Being this drunk is completely rubbish, you just want to feel better or die!.
And for the record, IMO, anything past step 2 is too much!. When I drink, I go for a buzz most of the time!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The way I see it, drunkenness can be separated into 4 categories with each one feeling different from the next!. There is no distinct boundary between the categories!.
1) Tipsy!. (usually after 2-3 pints of Lager)
At this stage you are completely in control of what is going on and all the changes are purely physical!. You feel a little light headed and moving your body around starts to feel a little funny!. Personality wise, you may start to become louder and more sociable!.
2) Drunk!. (4+ Pints)
This is the first actual stage of drunkenness!. Your eyesight is impaired slightly as the alcohol begins to mess with the refresh rate of your eyes; although the effect isn't as dramatic as it sounds, you kinda get a "vision delay" when you move your eyes!. Your ability to walk and motor skills are impaired, walking begins to be a little more side to side than usual!. (lol)!. You will get louder and more sociable than usual as your inhibitions are impaired (ie: Hugging random people, complimenting random people, having conversations with random people, doing silly things with your friends)!. If you are with a bunch of people you really get on with, I can almost guarantee excellent fun and a lot of things to laugh about the next day from this part of the night!. Sometimes folk start getting violent or easily aggravated at this point!. Getting tongue tied is very common too!. At this point, you still have quite a high amount of control over whether or not to cross over your usual boundaries!.
3)Hammered!. (7+ pints or equivalent)
You're getting there!. Motor functions are crapped up!. You're dizzy!. Your eyes can't focus on objects very well!. Sometimes you feel sick by now!. You are either very loud or very quiet, depending now how hard you have to try to maintain balance/stop vomiting!. Most people are very social and very open to others who are friendly!. Your voice will be slurred whether you think so or not!. You'll talk about total crap!. Inner personalities usually are released as all inhibition leaves!. You will never totally lose control of what you do but at this point you may do lots of stupid (sometimes funny, sometimes not) things!. As with the first three, being this drunk should still create some excellent scenes, however you may find out about them only when your mates tell you in the morning!. Unfortunately, violence or general antisocial behavior (that goes too far) is common at this point in certain groups of people!.
4) Paralytic!. (A lot!.)
Not to be confused with paralyzed!. At this point you are too drunk to want to move!. You have little self control but can't do much anyway!. Usually you're on a couch at the party, sweating like a mad donkey with messed up hair, responding to any human contact with a grunt or a "F*** OFF"!. Unable to focus your eyes or stand up, the only option is to sleep and hope that your friends don't draw too much on your face by the morning!. Being this drunk is completely rubbish, you just want to feel better or die!.
And for the record, IMO, anything past step 2 is too much!. When I drink, I go for a buzz most of the time!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
There is no such thing as a good drunk!.
What is the appeal!?
You get drunk to "loosen up and have fun"!.!.!.!.just so you won't remember it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
What is the appeal!?
You get drunk to "loosen up and have fun"!.!.!.!.just so you won't remember it!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
What do you call drunk most are running away from realityWww@FoodAQ@Com
There is no such thing as a good drunk!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Once you black out its a bad drunkWww@FoodAQ@Com
