Does anyone have any funny drunk stories that happened recently?!
I don't have any that are that funny, but this one was hilarious at the time (2 weeks ago)
I was at a party with like 20 other people and everyone was drunk, I was completely gone (8 beers and 4 shots)!. My friend came to the party and didn't drink at all!. 5 minutes later the cops show up and out of all the drunk kids there singles him out and is talking to him like "What the hell do you think you are doing" and " You know drinking underage is illegal", and he tried to explain himself but the cop didn't care!. Eventually he just kicked everyone out but was pissed at the one person who wasn't drinking the whole night and didn't say a word to anyone else!.
Alright, not that great but what is yours!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
I was at a party with like 20 other people and everyone was drunk, I was completely gone (8 beers and 4 shots)!. My friend came to the party and didn't drink at all!. 5 minutes later the cops show up and out of all the drunk kids there singles him out and is talking to him like "What the hell do you think you are doing" and " You know drinking underage is illegal", and he tried to explain himself but the cop didn't care!. Eventually he just kicked everyone out but was pissed at the one person who wasn't drinking the whole night and didn't say a word to anyone else!.
Alright, not that great but what is yours!?Www@FoodAQ@Com
Answers:
I'm a bartender and I cut someone off and kicked them out, they walked all around the block and back into my bar and said," can I have a drink , that other bartender was an a$$!. " so I asked him to tell me all about itWww@FoodAQ@Com
My cousin used to drink alot (this was like a year ago, but it's funny)
When she would reach a certain amount she'd kinda go off the deep end! Once she was plastered and couldn't find her cell phone; she was sure her roommate stole it and hid it (like I said, she gets nuts when drunk)
So when her roommate kept swearing she did not take nor hide the phone my cousin took her pants off and beat her roomate with them! True story!!! I swear!Www@FoodAQ@Com
When she would reach a certain amount she'd kinda go off the deep end! Once she was plastered and couldn't find her cell phone; she was sure her roommate stole it and hid it (like I said, she gets nuts when drunk)
So when her roommate kept swearing she did not take nor hide the phone my cousin took her pants off and beat her roomate with them! True story!!! I swear!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Not recently, as I don't drink that bad anymore!.
Somewhere, on someones' floor I fell asleep!. I woke up and puked on the rug in the middle of the night!. I have no freaken idea where I was!. I never cleaned it, so the next morning someone stepped in it and thought it was a spilled drink!.
Caused me to puke all over again!. That must have been 20+ years ago!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Somewhere, on someones' floor I fell asleep!. I woke up and puked on the rug in the middle of the night!. I have no freaken idea where I was!. I never cleaned it, so the next morning someone stepped in it and thought it was a spilled drink!.
Caused me to puke all over again!. That must have been 20+ years ago!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
