Drunkest you have ever been.. want to hear stories?!
I want to hear the drunkest you all have been, stories!. I have been insanley wasted many times but this has to be the worst!. It was senior year in high school (class of 08) over winter break!. I was at my friends house bored just hanging out!. Until our other friend gave us a text telling us that he was having some people over and we were gonna get drunk!. So i decided that i was going to get a head start on everybody, i had filled up a propel bottle about 3/4 of tequilla, and another propel bottle about 1/4 of rum!. So while my friend was driving i downed shot after shot of tequilla!. Hate that stuff and had to chase it with coke!. So we get there and i was already very drunk!. After like 5 mins of being there i finish my bottle of tequilla!. I am so messed up at this point that i was falling all over the place!. So i go to the car and decide to finish my rum, I finished the rum very fast and dont know why but i was just being stupid!. So at this point i couldnt even stand without falling!. I peed on a fence and almost passed out while peeing and almost peed on my face! lol so then i puked and just blacked out!. My friend had to carry me and throw me in some room with a bucket!. I woke up the next morning in different clothes, bruises from falling, and big cuts on my knee from falling on gravel and on top of that i had the worst hangover ever!. Throwing up in the morning made me feel better but the hangover came back shortly after that, i couldnt even eat!. But overall it is a funny story for me too remember, i really hate tequilla even more now!. In fact the next time i drank it i got punched in the face!. Havent dranken it since and dont plan on it!.
I want to hear everyone elses drunken stories cause those are always the best ones!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I want to hear everyone elses drunken stories cause those are always the best ones!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
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Back when I was in college about 20 years ago, I went to visit a friend at her college one Thursday!. I didn't know that Thurs!. was their party night since ours was on Wednesdays!. Anyway, they convinced me to go out to the bars with them!. I wasn't dressed to go out, I was wearing white pants!. Anyway, we started in her dorm room drinking Purple Passion, then she snuck me into a bar since she knew the bouncer!. The bar was known to be filthy, and I can't tell you how much puke/pee I sat in all night!. So we ended up sitting on the back of the booths!. This whole time she kept buying me beers and shots of all kinds and I got just absolutely sloshed!. Meanwhile, a girl 2 over from me projectile vomited all over my lap!. I learned how to pee while sitting on a sink, and there was so much puke/pee/alcohol on the floor that I slipped and fell on the floor many times while dancing!. We were so drunk we couldn't walk back to her dorm, so she got a friend of hers to drive us back, where I had to stick my head out of the window and puked all down the door of his car!. He was not happy about that!. So we get back, I slept on her dorm floor with a garbage bag next to me, which I used several times, which made her and her roommate puke too!. Anyway, in the morning I woke up with a killer hangover and got ready to drive an hour back to my college for class!. As I was leaving I looked down at my white pants!. They weren't white anymore! They were shades of grey, red, blue, green, every color of alcohol had been either sloshed on me or puked up on me!. There was no white anywhere anymore! I changed right before class and tossed the pants in the trash, they were that badly stained!Www@FoodAQ@Com
I know a guy who was so drunk he had both legs chopped off as he was sitthing on a railroad track!.
I know a girl who was driving down the highway and killed an old lady who she didn't see!.
You ever hear of many other stories like that!? If not, you wil!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I know a girl who was driving down the highway and killed an old lady who she didn't see!.
You ever hear of many other stories like that!? If not, you wil!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I drank a 750ml bottle of white wine at 10% in 2 hours and could hardly see straight!.!.!.
I stayed in the basement for a few hours that day!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I stayed in the basement for a few hours that day!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
Most of my drunk stories just involve me being a slut!.!. Oh, or the 4 times I've sprained my ankle, and 6 stitches and broken nose I got from starting a fight with a dude!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
haha welll idk drunkest was i played like 10 games of flip cup and i was so drunk i got carryed into the bed of my friends pick up and brought home!. i dont remember much!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
i was drinkin some captain while mowing the lawn and i fell down and it cut my leg off!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
My wedding day, Do I need to say more!.!.!.!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
i was at my friends house and she had a full bottle of tequila, and i took 10 shots in 5 minutes and chased it down with water every shot, then after 3 shots i started getting real dizzy and **** and then after all the other shots i was just straight up drunk! so then i went outside the porch for a ciggarette and threw up and fell down and hit my head and landed in my throw up so i was just like alright **** it idc lol, so then guys are comming over, and i realise im laying down on some guys lap, and i kept telling him i had to throw up but he was like "its fine just put your head on my lap and you'll be fine" so i did and i threw up allll over his pants and shoes, and then i was going up the stairs and i tripped and hit my head on the railing, and then i threw up on the couch, and on the floor, and on my friends toilet, on it not in it!. so then i just passed out, but i didnt get a hangover haha!. but just to inform you guys, i'm 12 at the moment, and i was 12 at the moment too, so 10 shots is ALOT for me, and i'm extremly lightweight!. i'll never forget that time!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
I drank a shot of whiskey, and 5 beers on an empty stomach (hadnt eaten for the day and we went clubbin at night), after the club when my bf dropped me home while giving him a kiss good night i peed myself and all over his shoes!. He just laughed!. I felt like **** after!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
The first time I ever drank my friends dropped me off at the house and I went down to the basement and passed out!.!.!.had to pee so woke up and pee'd in one of those popcorn tins!. It was really used as a small trash can!. I didn't remember it though until the next day!.
Have a few more but that's the only one I am putting on here!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Have a few more but that's the only one I am putting on here!Www@FoodAQ@Com
Unless it was a Russian wedding TE, yes you will need to elaborate!.
A few years ago, I found out (while on messenger) that someone I knew in hs had gotten a sex change in the 2+ years they didn't talk to me!. Needless to say I didn't take it well
Got hammered on half-Albertson's vodka (6!.99 for a 1!.75L, that should have warned me)
and half-bloody mary mix!. Must have had at least 2 litres worth because I started out by finishing what was left of a Smirnoff bottle !.!. stayed home, thank god!. But by the time I woke up the next morning, I could barely recognise my bedsheets!. The numerous times I had thrown up while in my sleep, the vomit was literally the size of pieces of shi*!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
A few years ago, I found out (while on messenger) that someone I knew in hs had gotten a sex change in the 2+ years they didn't talk to me!. Needless to say I didn't take it well
Got hammered on half-Albertson's vodka (6!.99 for a 1!.75L, that should have warned me)
and half-bloody mary mix!. Must have had at least 2 litres worth because I started out by finishing what was left of a Smirnoff bottle !.!. stayed home, thank god!. But by the time I woke up the next morning, I could barely recognise my bedsheets!. The numerous times I had thrown up while in my sleep, the vomit was literally the size of pieces of shi*!.Www@FoodAQ@Com
well ive got manyyy drunk stories, but the worst would probably have to be what happened a few weeks ago, hah i was a party and i had played 3 games of beer pong, had 8 shots of vodka and a bunch of beers, and then went to another party and drank more there, and by the end of the night i was pretty ****** up sittin by the door inside the car, and we were driving to drop a friend off i was being stupid tryna play the silent game!.!.!. and i lost every time!.!.!. and my friend had to pee reallly bad and she kept saying that and for some reason, me being a dumb *** plus being drunk, i opened the door and jumped out of the car sooo she could get out to pee, and i ended up getting ran over by the car which was a SUV, and i fractured my foot in a few places, nerve damage, messed up tendon and just basically messed up my leg pretty bad i am still using crutches right now!. that would prolly be the worst story but ive got a lot more close to that lolWww@FoodAQ@Com
