What to do with these ducks?!


Question: What to do with these ducks!?
let's say i have 50 ducks and i sell 45 but when the guy comes to get them there are only 43 ducks!. he now wont buy them and i don't know where the 7 ducks went!. what should i do!?Www@FoodAQ@Com


Answers:
just make a bunch of duck ala orange, or peking duck, and have a party!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Haha that's a very interesting predicament!. It kind of sounds like a fourth-grade math problem!.

Call him and say you'll only charge him for the 43 ducks, not for 45 as planned, since he'd only be getting 43!. How hard will it be for him to pick up 2 more ducks!? I think he has a better chance of buying two more than being able to find someone else who can sell him 45!.Www@FoodAQ@Com

Take each individual duck, and (one-by-one) shove them all inside the jerk-o's ******!. I'm hyphen-happy to-day!!Www@FoodAQ@Com

Make a duck beer or duck wine!.Www@FoodAQ@Com





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