What can get u drunk the fastest?!
Answers:
Most of the given answers are incorrect, as most of the spirits mentioned have the same ABV (alcohol by volume). The only thing that will truly make you intoxicated more quickly is something carbonated, as it absorbs into the blood stream more quickly. So instead of a shot of vodka, put it in a slightly larger glass and splash some seltzer on top, then chug.
I'm a sommelier.
Chugging any hard liquor will get you drunk real quick. I wouldn't recommend that though, you won't feel drunk right away so you'll just keep drinking until you get sick.
experience
cinnamon schnapps will get you very drunk, very fast be careful with those luv.
All the best
Jazz.
Vodka
Personal experience
jager bombs or lots of sambuca shots at once
Personal experience
Pure alcohol
Eyeballing vodka - pouring it straight in to your eye - does the trick
Soak a tampon in vodka, then stick it up your butt hole.
put it up your rectum, but you might die, but you will be drunk
Vodka will get you were you want to be fast enough....
shots of tequila
jack daniels
sounds like you need counseling