How come I am not drunk as a skunk?!
I just drank a 375 ml bottle of bacardi dragonfruit rum and am just very slightly tipsy and not drunk is this normal?
Answers:
BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T JUST DRUNK IT - AFTER ALL YOU CONSTANTLY POST THAT YOU ONLY DRINK ON WEEKENDS & IT'S NOT A WEEKEND (AND HAVE JUST POSTED YOU ONLY HAD HALF OF IT)
IF YOU HAD DRUNK IT THEN THE REASON WOULD BE BECAUSE YOUR REGULAR ALCOHOL ABUSE (WHICH YOU CONSTANTLY POST ABOUT) IS MASKING THE DRUNKENNESS BECAUSE IT'S YOUR NORMAL STATE
Because skunks rarely have the time or money to heavily drink.
My zoology degree.
